Rise of Skywalker spoiler free reviews

[Been Jammin]

I'm not going to get to see the movie for a couple of weeks. I wasn't too excited for it until I started seeing some positive reviews. However, some of those people are probably over the top fan boys who can't be trusted. I do trust some of you losers, so I would appreciate if you would give a thumbs up/thumbs down review without spoiling the movie for me. Thanks in advance, and Happy Holidays!

 

[The Duke]

Jar Jar returns as Palpatine’s Sith apprentice, as he was the Emperor’s love child with Salacious Crumb.

 

[Been Jammin]

Jar Jar returns as Palpatine’s Sith apprentice, as he was the Emperor’s love child with Salacious Crumb.

I said "no spoilers" mfer!

 

[The Duke]

I said "no spoilers" mfer!

 

[A Botswanian Lumberjack]

It was ok. Overall about as good of a wrap up as I think could be done to this disjointed mess. In fact that’s probably my main knock against it, it felt like it was forced to tie together and try to make sense of the story of these last 3 episodes and so it just hammered you with story/explanation. It wasn’t bad, the whole third trilogy was just pretty disappointing overall and there wasn’t much this could do to change it in one movie