Screwing the pooch

UKserialkiller

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Somethings not right here. My dog has me bent over on all 4's, nailing me in the keister. I'm missing something. Oh yeah, I need to take pictures of it.

 

UKGrad93

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I placed this in the other dog thread earlier. More details about the lady and her dog:

WTVA reports that she was given a 10-year suspended sentence, five years probation and ordered to register as a sex offender.

Pollan says an investigation is underway into how the photo was released to the community.

Wife and I have been married for 15 years. After Thanksgiving, I was looking through some old pictures of her. She was sharing with me stories, and I noticed one of them she was in bed with her dog (she was 11 in that picture).
I made a joke about if she used to do the peanut butter trick. Wife told me she did have her dog eat her out a couple times, said she was curious. Said it felt good, I thought it was weird but I heard plenty of stories of people getting oral sex from dogs. I didn’t judge her, just asked if he was better than me. We laughed about it, and that was that.
However the next day, she started bringing up her old dog again. She ended up telling me more about her dog. Long story short, from when she was 11, to when she left for college she would have sex with her dog. (YES PIV).
I could tell she was embarassed sharing the story, I didn’t really know how to react. I wanted to laugh, wanted to think it was all a joke, but she was sincere. After sharing the story, she was relieved that I didn’t judge her. She told me I was the first person she has ever told and how great it felt getting it off of her chest and how great of a husband I am.
 

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My burning question, did they have to tie a porkchop around her neck to get the dog to "play" with her? And if so, I want her charged with unlawful waste of a porkchop.
 
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buster3.0

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Since it was the dog who was humping her I don't see the problem. A consenting adult and a consenting animal. I guess today I learned that Dogs really don't care if a ****** is one of their species, so long as it is a ******. The dog's instincts must have known what that smell was. A familiar smell. Hell, I had dogs that stuck it in any crevice they came across so I guess it doesn't even have to be ******.
 

allabouttheUK

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Yeah, and any man she's with afterwards will be like throwing a hot dog into the Grand Canyon.

No man in his right mind would be with a circus freak like that anyway. She belongs on a stage with donkeys, midgets and skittles....lots of skittles.
 

allabouttheUK

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********. A real man would chop off his least used nut to bed a freak like that, cause after f***ing a donkey, there ain't **** that gal is saying no to.

What would be the pay off for tagging a weirdo like that? I'm just not seeing the upside here.
 

herodotus6

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You know you'd watch it just to say you did. Just imagine if that were in her poop shoot, while the midget was double fisting the man cave while she's gagging on a bag of skittles.
Why do you have the skittles in her man loft? A real trooper would send them in the snatch and let her queef those bad boys out like a machine gun.
 

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Why do you have the skittles in her man loft? A real trooper would send them in the snatch and let her queef those bad boys out like a machine gun.

That's why the midget is double cramming that man cave of hers, getting it ready for a 5 lbs. bag of skittles to wow the audience.

The skittles in her shouldered glory hole are merely for humiliation purposes...to watch her gag and tears stream down her face. It makes the shooting experience that much more enjoyable to close the show.