Show your significant other, thank me later

[Father Torque_rivals16706]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

 

[funKYcat75]

FRIENDZONE LEVEL OFF THE CHARTS

 

[_Chase_]

'***** builds babies, they come out very soft and have beautiful skin, and it leaves my skin nice and soft so I'm very happy to use this as a facial.'

Incredible logic. [laughing]

 

[UKserialkiller]

I'll try it.

My own sperm. Not someone else's sperm.

 

[UKserialkiller]

'***** builds babies, they come out very soft and have beautiful skin, and it leaves my skin nice and soft so I'm very happy to use this as a facial.'

Incredible logic. [laughing]

A regular Cherlock Holmes. GD. Same ***** prolly uses her menstrual blood as T Shirt dye.

 

[funKYcat75]

menstrual blood as T Shirt dye.

 

[BernieSadori]

A regular Cherlock Holmes. GD. Same ***** prolly uses her menstrual blood as T Shirt dye.

So?

-Podesta

 

[UKserialkiller]

So?

-Podesta

Hey, MF'er did I call a one hour pizza party with extra walnuts? No? GTH

 

[UKGrad93]

I think it's possible that my ***** can cure cancer in beautiful women. NIH needs to fund a study to find out.

 

[ThwKentuckyKid]

Prison inmates rarely get the flu.

 

[Cawood86_rivals]

Prison inmates rarely get the flu.

:flushed:.......:scream:......:smiley:......:clap:

 

[GrandePdre]

 

[herodotus6]

One of you will have the wife that will read that and say you should both try it together, and you end up eating your own splooge. You'll be asking hobo's to hack on you just to get sick so you can stop.

 

[crazyqx83_rivals88013]

One of you will have the wife that will read that and say you should both try it together, and you end up eating your own splooge. You'll be asking hobo's to hack on you just to get sick so you can stop.

A hobo did what on you?

 

[herodotus6]

A hobo did what on you?

Told me what holidays were coming up and then GTFO.