So, the Super Volcano

MITCH492

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That super volcano thing is fake news.

If not it's the North Korean's fault, or Mexico's.

Yes, its a problem brought on by the Mexicans.

The solution is simple. We build a wall around the super volcano. The best, wall you can ever imagine. A yuuuge wall. And make Mexico pay for it.
 
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NorthWillRiseAgain

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This is fake news.
It's the North Korean's fault, or Mexico's.

Yes, its a problem brought on by the Mexicans.

The solution is simple. We build a wall around the super volcano. The best, wall you can ever imagine. And make Mexico pay for it.
A yuuuge wall
 
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lightningjack

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Don't worry be happy.
 
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That super volcano thing is fake news.

If not it's the North Korean's fault, or Mexico's.

Yes, its a problem brought on by the Mexicans.

The solution is simple. We build a wall around the super volcano. The best, wall you can ever imagine. A yuuuge wall. And make Mexico pay for it.

And they will pay for it BIGGLY.
 
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If it blows I think you will be thankful to meet your maker when it happens. Trying to survive the aftermath would not be pleasant
 

dinglefritz

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Thought about even a small eruption each of my dozen or so trips there over the years. We're all gonna die from somethun......at least I am. When I go, I want them to write in my obituary, "We knew he was gonna die. Nothing unexpected about it". I love it when they write, "Seth Gdanski died unexpectedly at the age of 93". So does it matter if it's choking on a cheeseburger at the Sunnyside Retirement village or in a cloud of ash in your recliner watching the news? I fear not death for I have looked him in the eye and said not today sucker....but I'll see you later. My hope is in the name of the Lord.
 

Harry Caray

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That super volcano thing is fake news.

If not it's the North Korean's fault, or Mexico's.

Yes, its a problem brought on by the Mexicans.

The solution is simple. We build a wall around the super volcano. The best, wall you can ever imagine. A yuuuge wall. And make Mexico pay for it.

During the eruption, I can see Trump tweeting about how it is the biggest volcanic eruption in history. Great ratings!
 
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It only takes a couple of years for the dust to settle out whereas it takes about 200,000 years for the atmospere's temperature to normalize from a CO2 spike.
 

GeorgeFlippin

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Memorial Stadium might turn into a super eruption late 3rd or 4th quarter depending on what transpires against tOSU.
 

wcbrooks

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That super volcano thing is fake news.

If not it's the North Korean's fault, or Mexico's.

Yes, its a problem brought on by the Mexicans.

The solution is simple. We build a wall around the super volcano. The best, wall you can ever imagine. A yuuuge wall. And make Mexico pay for it.
Actually, I think Canada should pay for it. Just a thought.
 

BigB87

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I actually just read a book series based on the aftermath of a Yellowstone eruption, the Ashfall series. It's a "Young Adult" series but still an interesting read. Working in juvenile detention, the kids have alot of time to read and that series is a consistent favorite. Finally broke down and read it on midnights.

Author really did his research in writing the books, especially with the science of it. Made me think "what if..."