So who is buying a Powerball ticket?

AustinTXCat

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Someone at work today mentioned the current jackpot cash value exceeds the national budgets of several countries. Have not fact-checked, but it sounds nevertheless amusing.

Yes, I'm in the office pool.
 
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I was thinking about this earlier. Let's say every teacher/assistant/lunch lady/custodian at my school buys into a pool. That's about 65 people. Going with the cash option and planning for hefty taxes, every grown up at the elementary school has at least 4 million in the bank. I'd probably show up Monday to prove I'm not a completely awful person, but I'd say about half would disappear as soon as their cut hit the bank.

You know what, in this litigious society, I'd probably not show up. Parents will be telling their kids to jump off the monkey bars hoping to get some money out of it.
 

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Office pools used to win a lot. Not sure what has happened but individuals have been winning more lately. Lady from Florida was 80, showed up in a ford focus, had never played before, and bought about ten bucks worth, walked out with 280 million. I run the office pool and lots of people always owe me. Maybe when we win I will get the 100 bucks or so they owe me.
 

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Office pools used to win a lot. Not sure what has happened but individuals have been winning more lately. Lady from Florida was 80, showed up in a ford focus, had never played before, and bought about ten bucks worth, walked out with 280 million. I run the office pool and lots of people always owe me. Maybe when we win I will get the 100 bucks or so they owe me.

Closest my wife's pool was 1 number away from 50k each. Ended up with $500 as a whole group
 

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There will be so many playing this time that a winner is likely. Maybe multiple winners. Especially if lots of numbers are below 32. Birthday numbers often lead to multi winners.
 

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Office pools used to win a lot. Not sure what has happened but individuals have been winning more lately. Lady from Florida was 80, showed up in a ford focus, had never played before, and bought about ten bucks worth, walked out with 280 million. I run the office pool and lots of people always owe me. Maybe when we win I will get the 100 bucks or so they owe me.

If you win 9-10 Million, your gonna give a **** about $100?

You might wanna treat your Dad to his own Netflix account first...
 

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If you win 9-10 Million, your gonna give a **** about $100?

You might wanna treat your Dad to his own Netflix account first...

Joking.

The point is when you run the office pool for 20 people. And 3 have consistently stiffed you including this last time. Are you one of the office stiffers?
 

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Joking.

The point is when you run the office pool for 20 people. And 3 have consistently stiffed you including this last time. Are you one of the office stiffers?
I was too. Fantasy Football Commissioner for 10 years... I felt like I had to get a couple mobsters to make the tightwads fork up their cash. Douchebags.

If I win the lottery, nothing so trivial will matter.
 

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I have a brother that could win Saturday night and he would be bankrupt inside of 5 years.

I'd say there's a huge population like that.

I remember when I lived in Ashland, this redneck criminal, David Lee Edwards, won the lottery. He would go to the mall and to Wal-Mart in a limousine and dressed in a trench coat. He bought some big house in Florida and lost it within five years. He also got a personal jet and so many cars his house looked like a car lot.

He was a meth-head though and died with no money after getting HIV.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...niless-12-years-scored-27million-jackpot.html

Who could have foreseen this guy going bankrupt and having a problem with drugs?





Oh, this is how it turned out for him.

 
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Office pool. I don't care what the odds are, no chance I'm going to be the one left working.
About a total of 5 in my office are not in the office pool. Now I am getting paranoid because I am one of them. I guess if they win it would be a great time to ask for a huge raise since I would have to cover a lot of areas for awhile.
 
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About a total of 5 in my office are not in the office pool. Now I am getting paranoid because I am one of them. I guess if they win it would be a great time to ask for a huge raise since I would have to cover a lot of areas for awhile.

You'll never forgive yourself if they win. That's why I always had to go in with office pools because no way in hell am I going to be the guy stuck with the **** job while they're living like Oprah.
 
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Let's start a paddock pool. I really want to see willy crash and burn on crushed xanax at a hostel in brussells.

It could be like the game clue. Willy in brussells with the xanax. Willy in nepal with the opiates. It would always be willy.
 

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I'd say there's a huge population like that.

I remember when I lived in Ashland, this redneck criminal, David Lee Edwards, won the lottery. He would go to the mall and to Wal-Mart in a limousine and dressed in a trench coat. He bought some big house in Florida and lost it within five years. He also got a personal jet and so many cars his house looked like a car lot.

He was a meth-head though and died with no money after getting HIV.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...niless-12-years-scored-27million-jackpot.html

Who could have foreseen this guy going bankrupt and having a problem with drugs?





Oh, this is how it turned out for him.


Not my brothers problem. He would have lots of toys.

The guy in WVA that won on Christmas day a few years back died broke. He won over 200 million. He got hit in head by stripper while he had a briefcase with over a half million dollars in it. That is not what killed him.
 

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Office pools used to win a lot. Not sure what has happened but individuals have been winning more lately. Lady from Florida was 80, showed up in a ford focus, had never played before, and bought about ten bucks worth, walked out with 280 million. I run the office pool and lots of people always owe me. Maybe when we win I will get the 100 bucks or so they owe me.

If you win, tell the folks who didn't pay to touch off.



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Not my brothers problem. He would have lots of toys.

The guy in WVA that won on Christmas day a few years back died broke. He won over 200 million. He got hit in head by stripper while he had a briefcase with over a half million dollars in it. That is not what killed him.

That guy had a load of problems. He was totally cursed. I think a lot of people around him died as well. Very weird thing. West Virginia is sure as hell one place you don't want to announce that you're crazy rich.

But as far your brother, definitely not implying he would be into drugs; just saying a lot of people can't manage money and they buy stupid crap. Athletes and rappers seem to be total morons when it comes to their money and buy jets. Very few people can afford the maintenance of a freaking jet.

But yeah, my wife and I have siblings who would piss it away. They are in their late 30s and still can't manage money. Oh, you can't pay your mortgage this month but you had money to go play cards and buy a four wheeler? Unbelievable

I wouldn't even buy stupid toys. I just don't want to be around many people and work a pointless job. I'd be like Daniel Plainview and get enough money to get away from everyone.
 
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