Whistle. I have tried and have never even had 1/10th of a second whistle. Oddly enough, I can blow smoke rings.
Something you can't do that most people can
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I am completely unable to use cling wrap. I cannot tear it. I don't know how people use it. I've tried several hundred times in my life to use it with a zero success rate.
I'm not so sure most people can read and play music. Like with most things, it takes A LOT of practice. My wife and daughter can read and play and I wish I could pick it up.
Eliminate my superior level of common sense. It seems most people have the ability to lose it on a whim.
As my grandfather alway said “you’re eat up with the dumbass”
Sing. Even a little. I once used my phone's voice memo to see what I sounded like, and the result was terrifying. My voice sounded like a mix of a deer's death agony and a blender crushing ice. No tune. That's a given. But the lyrics didn't sound like words, More like bricks falling inside a truck bed.
True story. The choirmaster at a school I went to was so desperate for double bass that he had me join. "But," he said, "not loud."
True story. The choirmaster at a school I went to was so desperate for double bass that he had me join. "But," he said, "not loud."
Hit the curve. Killed my fledging all star baseball career at 12.
Same here. I've only done it once but couldn't duplicate it henceforth.
Fold clothes the proper way (like clothing outlets do).
Bubbles doesn't like sticky gum down there anyways. Hiiyooooo!!
I can’t use chopsticks for the life of me. I eat sushi like a child with their chicken nuggets.
Yep. I’m not nearly dexterous enough to use chopsticks.
Ditto, and I love Asian food. Have been told "hold them like a pencil" but would starve if I had to eat with them
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and I've really tired since I've always been a Trekie fan.
and I've really tired since I've always been a Trekie fan.
snap my fingers
crack my knuckles (or maybe it's that I don't want to do that one, I cringe if hear someone do it)
crack my knuckles (or maybe it's that I don't want to do that one, I cringe if hear someone do it)
Throw a decent curve. Killed mine in high school, fastball & slider to close together in speed.
Same here.
My mom's 82nd birthday was today and the family drove over to Malones. My niece had the sushi, and was using her chopsticks like a pro.
Never got the hang of it myself.