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Spider that can give men four-hour erections found in Tesco bananas

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Brazilian Wandering Spiders are mainly active during the night, and walk across the jungle floor Photo: Alamy

And then you die
 
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TheTruCatsFan

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If anyone needs me, I'll be @ Tesco. I'm willing to gamble on the death part. I'm sure I'll be able to convince a nice female that sucking out the venom is the only option.
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Here is another side effect so you don't want the spider to actually bite you on your manhood.


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Phantom

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Originally posted by kybobcat:


Brazilian Wandering Spiders are mainly active during the night, and walk across the jungle floor Photo: Alamy
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Let's see.....four hour erection, but will kill you in two hours. Sounds like the casket lid needs to be raised up a tad
 
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UKGrad93

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Nope. I've stared at that hairy thing for a while now. No erection. I dunno. Maybe if it was shaved.
 
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Frankly, the last thing I want is a 4 hour erection. If no relief occurs within 30 minutes, then I done and ready to move on with the day.
 
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BigSexyCat

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Viagra should advertise on this website considering how many of you guys have ED. I got 99 problems but ED ain't one.
 
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Originally posted by BigSexyCat:
Viagra should advertise on this website considering how many of you guys have ED. I got 99 problems but ED ain't one.
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Well...it would be difficult to have ED with a ******, so yeah, you have that going for you.
 
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Originally posted by DSmith21:


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Hmmm, that would be a great spot to hold that popcorn bowl. Sweet.

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KyFaninNC

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Originally posted by argubs2:


Originally posted by BigSexyCat:
Viagra should advertise on this website considering how many of you guys have ED. I got 99 problems but ED ain't one.
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Well...it would be difficult to have ED with a ******, so yeah, you have that going for you.
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Phantom

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Originally posted by argubs2:

Originally posted by BigSexyCat:
Viagra should advertise on this website considering how many of you guys have ED. I got 99 problems but ED ain't one.
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Well...it would be difficult to have ED with a ******, so yeah, you have that going for you.
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BigSexyCat

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As Cal says throw a rock in a pack of dogs and the one that it hits yelps. I'm looking at you Argubs, KYfaninNC and Desperado.

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