Ugh. Bored at 3am. But…..was driving today and got a GUT FULLL of my favorite traffic pet peeve. So, I thought I would come over here and use my giant *** paws with monster thumbs to punch around on this keyboard and misspell the **** out of words and have the predictive text frustrate me to hellacious high blood pressure stratospheres and try to expel the angst from my soul about said driving practices….
Been typing for 5 Min just to get that
Much. Ain’t looking good.
I’m just full of piss and vinegar huh?
Anywhar…..
JEEEZUZ. Saw it over and over today. It wasn’t tall car and midgets, just the opposite. But the one constant was the assholin around on their phones. FFS. We have an epidemic of shitassery in this country with people text assin while stopped at lights. I don’t get it. I’m not one that texts while driving, I’m too busy watching the scenery and driving. Ya know. That **** you do when you are in control of anyone of a number of cars these days that even in 4 door form could probably blow the doors off of most production muscle cars we all love from the late 60s and early 70s (oh **** I know gas crisis lower horsepower fart fart fart fart yes I remember **** oh god yes it’s cool another topic later yeah fist bump and drink a beer buddy). Sooooo….text when ya geet thar….its easier.
Anyway, just had to blast out some nonsense like a chili fart in a crowd, bored, back to watching 40 year old movies and TV shows so I can avoid all the butt piratey chicanery on the new stuff and other hilariously placed characters to satisfy **** *** current hollyweird. Again, just full of piss and vinegar? Huh? Uh huh.
Right now I’m enjoying some “Amazing Stories”. Didn’t see them all when I was a kid, that was 1986 and I was starting to do more outside activities and didn’t sit in front the TV as much. This is some decent ****. I haven’t looked at IMDB or any other history backstory stuffs about these shows, just want to enjoy them as they are for now.
Maybe one day we can get back to driving without staring at phones, having TV shows and movies without political overtones (at least not the current overtones….yeah I know…it’s probably always been there in different forms fart fart fart fart Kafart blah blah yadda yadda biddah buddah allakazot Rump shaker, but at least before I could stand the political overtones….and maybe I’ll get some f+^%#ing sleep this week.
Peace, love, crispy fried chicken and beer farts.
PS. Yeah, I said fart a lot. I’m immature. So, suck a fart.