Tennessee brothers

[ColonelCat_rivals376764]

2 Tennessee brothers decided to go into the watermelon business. They were buying them for 2.50 each and were selling then 2 for 5.00, After about 2 weeks one of the brothers said to the other one. "Brother, I don't think we are making any money". The other answered, "I know, we need to get a bigger truck,"

 

[Blue Wildcat]

A man from Texas and a Tennessee man were driving along when all of a sudden the Texas fan slams on the brakes. There was a sheep with her head stuck in the fence and the Texas man said "We Texans never pass up an opportunity like this!" And he gets out and has his way with the sheep. Then he says to the Tennessee man, "Your turn"... And the Tennessee fan bends over and sticks his head in the fence.

 

[Col. Angus]

First man said the water is cold. Second said yea it’s deep too I reckon.

Or somethin.

 

[JimBR_rivals319758]

Some vol fans are wearing t-shirts that say classless vs. Catholics in their super regional with Notre Dame. Seems about right.

On an unrelated note, for those that hate the checkerboard uniforms take a look at the uniforms Notre Dame is wearing this evening. Beyond awful. Sorry to hijack the thread.

 

[UK_fan_41102]

 

[Gromcat_rivals]

Tennessee brothers​

What is - also first cousins for 500 Alex?

 

[*Fox2Monk*]

A man from Texas and a Tennessee man were driving along when all of a sudden the Texas fan slams on the brakes. There was a sheep with her head stuck in the fence and the Texas man said "We Texans never pass up an opportunity like this!" And he gets out and has his way with the sheep. Then he says to the Tennessee man, "Your turn"... And the Tennessee fan bends over and sticks his head in the fence.

Sounds like a California man to me.

 

[HymanKaplan_rivals48997]

First man said the water is cold. Second said yea it’s deep too I reckon.

Or somethin.

sonofabitch - you beat me to it.

 

[HymanKaplan_rivals48997]

Your forgot: One of them feller's was from Arkansas. LOL

 

[Blue Wildcat]

First man said the water is cold. Second said yea it’s deep too I reckon.

Or somethin.

Gotta quit drinking the water at the pissing trough…🥹

 

[flacat22]

Some vol fans are wearing t-shirts that say classless vs. Catholics in their super regional with Notre Dame. Seems about right.

On an unrelated note, for those that hate the checkerboard uniforms take a look at the uniforms Notre Dame is wearing this evening. Beyond awful. Sorry to hijack the thread.

The gold helmets were gawd awful