Texas students fight guns with dildos
- Thread starter IdaCat
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Bet my guns are cleaner than her *****.
College kids have become the modern day version of Idiocracy.
Also, on campus today, there was a Christian protestor sharing his faith and this girl came up and started yelling, "That BS book exists only to oppress women because they hate women." Someone in the crowd said "I don't believe what they're saying but how do they hate women? That is not true."
She replied…SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS TRUE
"They want to oppress us because in the Bible they say women can't use condoms."
Also, on campus today, there was a Christian protestor sharing his faith and this girl came up and started yelling, "That BS book exists only to oppress women because they hate women." Someone in the crowd said "I don't believe what they're saying but how do they hate women? That is not true."
She replied…SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS TRUE
"They want to oppress us because in the Bible they say women can't use condoms."
Jesus likes guns, but he hates dildos, especially if carried by a male. They could carry a fleshlight, but Jesus would still be pissed.
We so despised our previous director -- a petite, perpetually bitchy Vietnamese lady -- we threw a party in her honor across the street at Flying Saucer after close of business on her last day and bluntly indicated she was not invited.
Prolly just mad that she didn't go into finger nail design....
(Like 98% of registered nail salon owners in Texas have Vietnamese last names)
You mean AustinCat isn't a nail technician. Damn. Sorry dude.
Oh, he is. His real name is Austin Pho Tran.
