The Definitive Candy Bar Rankings

[TCPUKChamps]

1. Reese's Cup
2. Twix
3. Butterfinger
4. Three Musketeers
5. Snickers
6. 100 Grand
7. Almond Joy
8. Payday
9. Zero
10. Whatchamacallit

All others need not apply

 

[mashburned]

Idiot

 

[cawoodsct]

Baby Ruth and Clark bars would like to apply.

 

[GYERater]

5th Avenue > Butterfinger

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

 

[UKGrad93]

OP has Three Musketeers way overrated. Probably not even top 15.

 

[TCPUKChamps]

OP has Three Musketeers way overrated. Probably not even top 15.

You must never have put it in a freezer growing up.

 

[UKGrad93]

You must never have put it in a freezer growing up.

Didn’t need to, I ate better candy bars growing up.

 

[maneal4]

Three musketeers over snickers, smh mods please ban op

 

[VernHatton52]

Thoughts:

-Milky Way over 3 Musketeers, same candy bar but MW gives you the silky caramel.

-Kit Kat belongs there. As does the original Hershey Bar. Simplicity is their finest quality.

-100 Grand is highly underrated, as is Whatchamacallit.

-Snickers is #1 bc it's essentially a meal. If you eat a Snickers at noon, you're good until like 630 pm.

 

[starchief]

5th Avenue and Clark. Rarely seen out West except in Cracker Barrel stores.

 

[Pizza Slice]

1.) Mounds

Drops Mic

 

[magic8ball]

We need a separate list for those who are allergic to peanuts.

 

[BlueBleedingMarine]

stick that Almond Joy in your arse

 

[WildcatfaninOhio]

You haven't lived until you try one of these...

 

[funKYcat75]

‘Definitive’.

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[OldEvilleCat]

Nice addition of Zero....the list was needing some diversity.

 

[mashburned]

Tide pods

 

[BKH34]

Chumps's list is fine, except aforementioned 5th Avenue being better than Butterfinger, plus this glaring omission right here:

I'd replace Almond Joy with Take 5 in a hurry, but that's my list. Coconut sucks with chocolate, might as well be toothpaste in there.

Freezing candy bars though...that's the truth. Especially Reese's, particularly these bad boys:

 

[funKYcat75]

Gotta ask. Is Reese's CUPS really a candy bar, per se?

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Gotta ask. Is Reese's CUPS really a candy bar, per se?

Did you just assume Reese's gender?

 

[catsfanbgky]

5th Avenue and Clark. Rarely seen out West except in Cracker Barrel stores.

Can throw Goo Goo cluster in the Cracker Barrel family also. Way under rated candy bar though.

 

[PuffyNips]

Didn't we already waste about 80 threads with a Candy Bar Tournament recently?

 

[funKYcat75]

Didn't we already waste about 80 threads with a Candy Bar Tournament recently?

Correct. It's been done very thoroughly and very well already. It was the best groups of threads of 2017 by far.

 

[BBdK]

Actually, it was terrible and clogged up the entire Paddock like all your other wack *** tournaments do.

 

[funKYcat75]

I think you're misremembering.

 

[ZenCatFan73]

No Milky Way? Pffttt...

 

[funKYcat75]

 

[BBdK]

:eyes:

 

[mashburned]

That thing is unbelievable. You could raise your kid on those and he'd be a badass.

 

[funKYcat75]

That thing is unbelievable. You could raise your kid on those and he'd be a badass.

That's the Guy Fieri of candy bars. <-- not a compliment

 

[BBdK]

Take 5 is goat, thing is completely out of bounds. If you want to hop on the fast track to flavortown, that's what you grab.

 

[funKYcat75]

I prefer a cube of 97% cacao with organic Senegalese peanuts, myself. Reverse seared, of course.

Simpletons ...

 

[starchief]

Did you just assume Reese's gender?

A Reese's Cup can call itself a vegetable if it chooses. Get with the times..

 

[Tskware]

Chocolate covered raisins. In fact, dark chocolate covered raisins, left in the refrigerator for several hours, have been banned in a number of countries, and to me, are essentially crack cocaine. I have banned my wife from ever bringing them home again, lest I eat the whole damn bag at one sitting.

 

[rudd1]

Chocolate covered raisins. In fact, dark chocolate covered raisins, left in the refrigerator for several hours, have been banned in a number of countries, and to me, are essentially crack cocaine. I have banned my wife from ever bringing them home again, lest I eat the whole damn bag at one sitting.

-yep.

"Chunky" is a solid chocolate/raisin delivery system as well.

 

[mashburned]

Are there any white chocolate candy bars worth a crap? I’ve never had one.

*i can do white chocolate covered pretzels (because everything with pretzels is better....aside from plain pretzels) but that’s it. Idk what white chocolate even is.

 

[wildcat1973_rivals160373]

Jason Williams.

 

[Free_Salato_Blue]

Blue Monday

 

[Ineverplayedthegame]

These can be hard to find. If you do, do yourself a favor and buy all they have. On second thought, don’t and just contact me so I can.