This chick has four kids and is married to a miserable man. How do I know? I know. Nobody this dumb could live in such nice digs. She is looking-at-her-phone-instead-of-the-mirror dumb. She used to be ultra hot but after years of wear and tear on her body having four kids, she finally talked her husband into a tummy tuck. Now she is happier about her looks, but she thinks her boobs are too small so she wears a heavily padded push-up until hubby comes through with the cash for a boob job. She takes at least three selfies a day and posts them on Facebook hoping that someone will notice. She spend a fortune on painting her hair. Her husband has a bull ring and chain in his nose, and it is her way or the highway. The old boy has gone limp from all this and he doesn't trust her one bit. He goes through life singing over and over the line from Rod Stewart's "Every Picture Tells a Story", where "Daddy said don't lose your head, to a woman who will spend your bread, so I got out", but he can't get out. He's stuck. With four kids, deep credit card debt, and a bitchy wife who thinks she is the hottest thing on earth. By the way, she is stepping out the door to go to mass.
It's amazing what a selfie reveals.
