The Paddochelore

[TurnipDaBeet]

MSF

I’m a single MAN (above 35 yrs old)

Looking for da right 1 (above 25 years old)

Can’t have no kids! Gotta be clean & if ya can’t cook must be willing to learn

Must earn 55+g’s a year AFTER TAX

Get @ me

~Turnip

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

Caveat~

Can’t be stronger or smarter than me

I don’t play dat ish

 

[420grover]

 

[Spocks Brain]

I know somebody who meets those requirements and identifies as a woman. Great cook, but needs frequent shaves. Are you prejudice?

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

I can get with a BBW

The more you weigh the more u best get paid

+200lbs=+250g’s

AFTER TAX

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

I know somebody who meets those requirements and identifies as a woman. Great cook, but needs frequent shaves. Are you prejudice?

Million dollars i’ll shave it everyday

AFTER TAX

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

No seriously... gotta weigh under two-hundo

55+g’s a year

After.... TAX

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

I’m currently clean shaven although i can always grow it out

I KNOW how to cook but looking for a gal that aint shy in da kitchen or afraid to eat

Lazy as fwuk so YOU gotta be clean (my house)

I gots $ otherwise i wouldnt be posting on THE PADDOCK

Got great hair must have great hair 2

Get @ me

~ Turnip

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

Lookin to stop my player ways but ONLY for da right 1

Serious replyz for fans only

~Turnip

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

Twins need not reply

Yall just evil clones