What are they?
Example:
There are a: Subway cold cut combos
Or b: Arby's original roast beef sandwich.
Example:
There are a: Subway cold cut combos
Or b: Arby's original roast beef sandwich.
There are 2 types of women in the world...
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1. Those that always say they are cold.
2. Those that are dead (but also cold, I guess)
2. Those that are dead (but also cold, I guess)
1. Those that understand the value of a dollar and saving money.
2. Those that were raised by wolves and have never been in civilization.
2. Those that were raised by wolves and have never been in civilization.
1. Ones that want to sleep with you.
2. Ones that haven't realized they want to sleep with you. (Trust me, they all do.)
1. Ones that don't change their mind from one second to the next.
2. Ones who are actually really human beings and not some figment of your imagination.
2. Ones that haven't realized they want to sleep with you. (Trust me, they all do.)
1. Ones that don't change their mind from one second to the next.
2. Ones who are actually really human beings and not some figment of your imagination.
1. The ones with female genitalia and dna
AND
2. The ones with female genitalia and dna
AND
2. The ones with female genitalia and dna
A little crazy and really crazy.
Women who like pickles and women who don’t.
There is 1 type of woman in this world:
One who still needs to rely on a man for making decisions.
One who still needs to rely on a man for making decisions.
Those who need to speak minimum 20K words a day and those who never shut up.
Those that are wild and adventurous in the bedroom and those that are my ex-wife.
Two types?
Hell, my wife is 20 different types most days...
Hell, my wife is 20 different types most days...
Those that will make a man a sammich and are keepers.
Those that you grab your cloths at daylight and pray to God don't wake up before you're hopping down the street putting your shoes on.
Because before you get out if you hear "where are you going" you have to make a very fast potentially life altering decision and you base that on how much you can remember. Does she know your real name? Did you wear a condom? How far away is your car parked? How much does she weigh? You must replay the entire night over in your head in an instant before fight or flight takes over and you make a run for it. If she's just big then she'll expect it and you're probably good, but if she's one of them little flitty quick kind with a good memory and friends on the force, well... you may have to smother her with a pillow and that's where Glenn comes in. It's why you have him on speed dial like The Wolf in Pulp Fiction.
Those that you grab your cloths at daylight and pray to God don't wake up before you're hopping down the street putting your shoes on.
Because before you get out if you hear "where are you going" you have to make a very fast potentially life altering decision and you base that on how much you can remember. Does she know your real name? Did you wear a condom? How far away is your car parked? How much does she weigh? You must replay the entire night over in your head in an instant before fight or flight takes over and you make a run for it. If she's just big then she'll expect it and you're probably good, but if she's one of them little flitty quick kind with a good memory and friends on the force, well... you may have to smother her with a pillow and that's where Glenn comes in. It's why you have him on speed dial like The Wolf in Pulp Fiction.
Type 1 : Attractive Bitches.
Type 2 : Ugly Bitches.
( Present company excluded, of course)
Type 2 : Ugly Bitches.
( Present company excluded, of course)
Also a woman who doesn’t talk through a song you want to hear in the car.
“It ain’t meant to be background sound, sweetie “.
“It ain’t meant to be background sound, sweetie “.
Those who make you a sandwich and those that expect something in return for making her man a sandwich.
Speaking of which (type 2), I'm not sure if true or not, but did I see that a very ugly and large "trany" just won a local beauty contest (I think up in the Northwest) in a step toward the Miss America pagent?
Can we make this the official women *****-fest thread?
How come lawn work is seen as a hobby to them? Like, I don't enjoy raking leaves and mowing the lawn in 90 degree heat. Every girl I ever dated or any woman in my family.. they all seem to think lawn work is fun for us and it's some sort of thing guys "get" to do. No it's not. It's a chore.
On the flip side, decorating is not a chore. THAT is an actual hobby.. that they think is a necessary chore, something that counts the same as doing the dishes or walking the dog.
How come lawn work is seen as a hobby to them? Like, I don't enjoy raking leaves and mowing the lawn in 90 degree heat. Every girl I ever dated or any woman in my family.. they all seem to think lawn work is fun for us and it's some sort of thing guys "get" to do. No it's not. It's a chore.
On the flip side, decorating is not a chore. THAT is an actual hobby.. that they think is a necessary chore, something that counts the same as doing the dishes or walking the dog.
1. Those without diabetes.
2. Those that say they have Type I diabetes, no matter when it came on or their physical attributes. No woman has ever had Type II.
2. Those that say they have Type I diabetes, no matter when it came on or their physical attributes. No woman has ever had Type II.
