Things to bring to the game

seccats04

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Dec 6, 2004
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Remember, safety is the first objective so remember to bring the following items. And remember we're playing UL so you may need a few extra things:

Poncho
Blanket
Cell phone to call 911 if a Dirty Bird tries to jack you in the parking lot
Rape whistle
Tazer
Crown Royal- as a distraction technique if the above items don't save you
 

trueblujr

Heisman
Dec 14, 2005
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Blanket? Better make it a tarp or plastic. It's going to rain the whole game. Nothing like hauling around a heavy soaking wet blanket.
Temps will be in the 50's anyway, so not nearly as bad as last week. I'll be in my rain suit.
 

LowCountryCat

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Apr 17, 2010
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Just in case.

 

jauk11

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Dec 6, 2006
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Couldn't the second item be used as an accessory to the crime? And wouldn't long johns be more useful at the game and as a deterrent?

Since the Dirty Birds will
Just in case.


Seeing that you are the poster I can believe that outfit.
 

LowCountryCat

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Apr 17, 2010
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Couldn't the second item be used as an accessory to the crime? And wouldn't long johns be more useful at the game and as a deterrent?

Since the Dirty Birds will


Seeing that you are the poster I can believe that outfit.
Tell me more about what a great job Stoops is doing. I'll hang up and listen.
 

usinfantrycat85

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Jul 6, 2015
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I say we all sneek in cowbells..if uk gets a fine who cares? After what we have seen this year they owe us.
 

IHATEUAVEL

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Aug 11, 2015
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If Little Brothers get in my way on I-64 ..I'M RUNNING OVER YOUR RED ASSES..:uzi::uzi:
 

dorkmeister

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Not something to bring but know all the gang symbols. Understand the signs so you know when to get out of the way when they each pull their 9MM, turn it sideways and start firing. #L1C4thuglife