Rutgers has another thing coming if they think they can travel midweek across the country and steal a game from our Lock
Down Defense!
Our house?
Exactly! Thatโs what Iโm saying!Wrassler, in fourth grade I did a project on Egypt. I studied hieroglyphs. To impress my teacher, I wrote a little story using hieroglyphs about a master who beat his slaves mercilessly, until they rose up and killed him. I got 100% on the project!
Here is my story about what will happen to Rutgers tonight:
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Our house?
Our house?
We are going to use everyin our arsenal to get this done. It is going to be biblical.
I suggest starting with some psychological warfare. Before tip off, we don't use the tired, oh so tired, Turbulence by
ball Steve Aoki. Instead we go quiet, before blasting this beast of a song on them. They will be so confused they will get into fetal position.
I should probably offer a translation:
We are going to use everyin our arsenal to get this done. It is going to be biblical.
I suggest starting with some psychological warfare. Before tip off, we don't use the tired, oh so tired, Turbulence by
ball Steve Aoki. Instead we go quiet, before blasting this beast of a song on them. They will be so confused they will get into fetal position.
I should probably offer a translation:
The Scarlet Knights think Evanston is a dump. They fancy themselves as basketball pirates, stealthily sailing to pillage our defense, and put up an easy 100 on the Cats.
But little do they know that we have the NicholBomb. He is beloved worldwide for his basketball prowess, receiving adoring mail from fans from as far away as Dakar and Beijing.
Nicholbomb's DNA is his secret weapon. He can mutate into a basketball-playing skunk, and spray opponents into oblivion. Cats roll.