Tom and Gisele hire divorce lawyers

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While Gisele is certainly attractive, there are MANY women I find more attractive. However, almost none of them have $500+M net worth, so ....WOOD.
 

gamecockcat

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Bridgett Moynahan > Gisselle.
Off the top of my head, I could name 25 or more who I think are more attractive. Again, she's VERY attractive just not 'all that' in my opinion. Hard to turn down nailing a half-billionaire, though, if presented with the possibility, though.

Isla Fisher, Salma Hayek, Sarah Shahi, Angie Harmon, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Halle Berry, and many others.
 

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Tom brady is married to Mrs. Football. Gisele tried to end that in divorce, but Mrs. Football got her Tommy boy back.
 

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Off the top of my head, I could name 25 or more who I think are more attractive. Again, she's VERY attractive just not 'all that' in my opinion. Hard to turn down nailing a half-billionaire, though, if presented with the possibility, though.

Isla Fisher, Salma Hayek, Sarah Shahi, Angie Harmon, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Halle Berry, and many others.

Your post proves the old saying that "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder" 100% true !! And that's the way it should be. I agree totally with wkycatfan when he posted Bridgett Moynahan > Gisselle. I can't argue even a little.

Then again, in my eyes is hard to top Kirstie Alley when she was on Cheers. Especially after reading the Playboy interview with her 🤗🍆💦. I still have that issue in my dresser.
 

gamecockcat

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Your post proves the old saying that "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder" 100% true !! And that's the way it should be. I agree totally with wkycatfan when he posted Bridgett Moynahan > Gisselle. I can't argue even a little.

Then again, in my eyes is hard to top Kirstie Alley when she was on Cheers. Especially after reading the Playboy interview with her 🤗🍆💦. I still have that issue in my dresser.
Kirstie Alley in her prime was one of my all-time favorites. Incredible bod, really unique color of eyes and had a 'wtf' attitude that I loved. She was the total package. Extremely good looking. Sam Malone traded up about 100 levels when Shelley Long left and Kirstie came on board. Sadly, like all of us, she's gotten old and lost a little off her fastball (to be EXTREMELY kind).
 

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Just give him another season or two. He literally can't play much longer (Bucs are going downhill), and it's not like this is a career she has to deal with him working into his 60s

He'll be in the booth in 2 years, coasting through football Sundays, and you'll get to have him all to yourself for the next 50 years.

.. women.
 

vhcat70

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I'll let the world judge who is the best looking vs. this crew by the money they've earned. She's near/at the top.

Regardless, not bad for the back woods of Brazil. She has like a half dozen sisters.
 

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She finally figured out that she's nothing to him but a baby maker and that when he's done with Football, he'll be gone golfing and in the booth. He's all about Tommy.
 
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Just give him another season or two. He literally can't play much longer (Bucs are going downhill), and it's not like this is a career she has to deal with him working into his 60s

He'll be in the booth in 2 years, coasting through football Sundays, and you'll get to have him all to yourself for the next 50 years.

.. women.
If she's that *** hurt Brady is playing again this year, the dumb broad must not realize he will literally be on the road traveling with FOX from Sep-Feb to a new location every week coast to coast through the duration of his broadcasting career. At least in the NFL he's in one location for half of the season at home. Skip OTAs like many old vets do. If he played beyond 2022 anyways the way this season has started I'd be shocked.
 

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If she's that *** hurt Brady is playing again this year, the dumb broad must not realize he will literally be on the road traveling with FOX from Sep-Feb to a new location every week coast to coast through the duration of his broadcasting career. At least in the NFL he's in one location for half of the season at home. Skip OTAs like many old vets do. If he played beyond 2022 anyways the way this season has started I'd be shocked.

No where NEAR the work it takes to prepare for a season of football in your mid 40's, though.

Freaking Terry Bradshaw has no idea who he is at this point. Hanging in the booth, even if it's every Sunday for 5 months, is still a heck of a lot easier than being on the field.

But I do agree.. he's going to retire after this year regardless.. Unless he can find yet another team that just needs a QB with great cap space opportunity, and I don't see there being anything like the 2020 Bucs any time soon. That team was built to compete for those two seasons.
 
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No where NEAR the work it takes to prepare for a season of football in your mid 40's, though.

Freaking Terry Bradshaw has no idea who he is at this point. Hanging in the booth, even if it's every Sunday for 5 months, is still a heck of a lot easier than being on the field.

But I do agree.. he's going to retire after this year regardless.. Unless he can find yet another team that just needs a QB with great cap space opportunity, and I don't see there being anything like the 2020 Bucs any time soon. That team was built to compete for those two seasons.
Of course it's no where near the same work, effort or commitment. No one said it was which is why I even threw in skipping OTA hinting to it as much. The point being was the traveling in broadcasting that's to come for an indefinite period of time which is much longer than he has left as an athlete.
 

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Of course it's no where near the same work, effort or commitment. No one said it was which is why I even threw in skipping OTA hinting to it as much. The point being was the traveling in broadcasting that's to come for an indefinite period of time which is much longer than he has left as an athlete.

Sure, there's travel.. but then he's done for half the year (if he wants to be). I would like to think that being a Sunday booth guy would be OK for Giselle..

but then again, this is far more than just Brady playing football. As the son of a divorce attorney, I would be shocked if there isn't bigger things at play here.
 
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Sure, there's travel.. but then he's done for half the year (if he wants to be). I would like to think that being a Sunday booth guy would be OK for Giselle..

but then again, this is far more than just Brady playing football. As the son of a divorce attorney, I would be shocked if there isn't bigger things at play here.
Probably is more to the story and I'm sure TMZ, National Enquirer etc will be all over it to come. Retiring from the demands of being a professional athlete and go straight to the booth I wouldn't be to crazy about that either when you could stay home and be involved in the game as a front office executive. Every week you could be in Minnesota-Houston, LA-New York catching flights as opposed to 8 home games during the regular season. Tend to lean to there being more to this story.
 
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If she's that *** hurt Brady is playing again this year, the dumb broad must not realize he will literally be on the road traveling with FOX from Sep-Feb to a new location every week coast to coast through the duration of his broadcasting career. At least in the NFL he's in one location for half of the season at home. Skip OTAs like many old vets do. If he played beyond 2022 anyways the way this season has started I'd be shocked.
Heard a sports show do a segment awhile back about Serena when she made her announcement planning to retire about people like her or MJ will stay busy beyond their days as a professional athlete with business ventures, etc. If not, might not be long and she's want a divorce from Tom never leaving the house lol I don't know much about Gisele other than she is one of the wealthiest models today but I doubt her career is going to slow down just because Tom retires.
 
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LineSkiCat14

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Probably is more to the story and I'm sure TMZ, National Enquirer etc will be all over it to come. Retiring from the demands of being a professional athlete and go straight to the booth I wouldn't be to crazy about that either when you could stay home and be involved in the game as a front office executive. Every week you could be in Minnesota-Houston, LA-New York catching flights as opposed to 8 home games during the regular season. Tend to lean to there being more to this story.

But then doesn't Brady have every right to tell Giselle to give up HER career as a model (and whatever else she does for that type of career)? Is she not traveling all the time to build her brand and business?

Who knows what all the details are.. but we've heard that she wants Brady to retire and move on past football. That's just not an easy thing to leave behind for someone like Brady. I hate the guy, but I think someone with his legacy wants to have SOME career in the NFL for the next few decades. And he knows he is in HIGH demand for someone with his career.

For all we know though.. she just doesn't want him IN the game anymore, and doesn't care if he picks analyst or coach after. I can't judge.
 
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But then doesn't Brady have every right to tell Giselle to give up HER career as a model (and whatever else she does for that type of career)? Is she not traveling all the time to build her brand and business?

Who knows what all the details are.. but we've heard that she wants Brady to retire and move on past football. That's just not an easy thing to leave behind for someone like Brady. I hate the guy, but I think someone with his legacy wants to have SOME career in the NFL for the next few decades. And he knows he is in HIGH demand for someone with his career.

For all we know though.. she just doesn't want him IN the game anymore, and doesn't care if he picks analyst or coach after. I can't judge.
Definitely seems fair to me if he asked the same. I get it for guys like Tom Brady and pro athletes in general who just can't quit the game. Especially when you're playing at a high level like Brady did in 2021. As he said when he came back, he still had something to offer the game and the time will come when he can no longer do that on the field. Even Mario Lemieux kept coming back to the NHL and has an ownership stake in the Penguins. Magic coming back to the Lakers even after being the coach in 1994. Hard to give it all up and not be attached to the game for many of them.
 

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$500 says Tom comes out of this in 2 years looking like a winner. He'll marry a younger/hotter version of Gisele that isn't nearly as insane and worth more money. Dude just wins.