*elementary rap beat*
Say no to TP and vote Willy!
He'll clean each butt equally...
WITH HIS TONGUE!
Because he cares about you,
and your bunghole!
Vote for Willy, it's the way to go!
Thank goodness I ain't registered
Willy a little too eager on that one.
But you can be. Look, I have never licked another man's b-hole. But if it will get me elected, I'm willing strip off the epidermis of every male taint in America.