TrumpetCat....we demand an update
- Thread starter buckethead1978
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Playin' Scales and Chasin' Tails.
Other than doing good in classes not much. I'm on fall break and am right now at the antique show. I'm planning on going to the Bourbon Co. game tonight (for the steak sandwiches).
There's a bunch of girls down here who seem to like me. Plan on making a move when I get back.
instead of planning, just make the move. best college advice any one can give you is this: girls, they are indeed awesome.
Grab em' by the *****, trumpet
Antique show and steak sandwiches? You can already hear them getting moist.
Trumpet gonna pull some wool. Slay some strange.
Get a box of rubbers. Don't need any lil' trumpets running around while you're in college.
Get a box of rubbers. Don't need any lil' trumpets running around while you're in college.
I like how it's "the" antique show as opposed to "an" antique show. It showcases the big event it is that way.
This is how I picture Trumpetcat before college.
And this is how he needs to be during college:
And this is how he needs to be during college:
Good to see Jazzy back on her feet again.And this is how he needs to be during college:
Trumpet is a known weeaboo. I say that lovingly, trumpet.
You're our weeaboo.
You're our weeaboo.
Poon is poon. Band poon *** just as tasty.
Do it son. Don't waste another night slamming steak sandwiches and polishing the antique Davenport....if you know what I'm sayin.
Do it son. Don't waste another night slamming steak sandwiches and polishing the antique Davenport....if you know what I'm sayin.
You do you, trumpet cat. Be yourself. But heed the previous advice about being bold. Chicks dig boldness and confidence. They scoff at mild and meager. Mild and meager = friend-zone.
But above all…keep us posted on the progress. At the very least weekly. With "Breaking News" reports as necessary.
But above all…keep us posted on the progress. At the very least weekly. With "Breaking News" reports as necessary.
This is good advice but also be careful to not rape.
I'll always say that poon is like pizza, there may be some better than others, but it's never bad.