Up your nose with a rubber hose!!

[Glenn's Take]

A thread for great sitcom quotes.

 

[funKYcat75]

*anyone says anything*
- The Big Bang Theory

 

[funKYcat75]

“I’ll eat that banana!”

 

[funKYcat75]

“Look-a-here, compadre.”

 

[funKYcat75]

“If that dog don’t swim I’ll buy the gas!”

 

[funKYcat75]

“Me likey the Reich-y.”

 

[Glenn's Take]

As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

Those arent buoys

 

[Gassy_Knowls]

“boy, those glens are sure making me thirsty”

 

[Glenn's Take]

This is the big one Elizabeth.

 

[TurnipDaBeet]

 

[Get Buckets]

Why I outta!!!

 

[Blueisbest]

"Sit on it, Pottsie"

 

[thabigbluenation]

Everybody lies

 

[thabigbluenation]

Whachooo tawkin bout Willis

 

[Marine_In_VA]

Jerry, at that moment, I WAS a marine biologist!

 

[warrior-cat]

"How sweet it is"

 

[warrior-cat]

"Hello Newman"

 

[_ukcat]

"I Know Nothing"

 

[wildcatdonf]

"The harder I work the luckier I get."

 

[Tinker Dan]

You Rang?

 

[rick64]

 

[buckethead1978]

I’d buy that for a dollar

 

[cole854]

Marcia, Marcia, Marcia....

 

[Ryan Lemonds Hair]

That's what she said.

 

[-Mav-]

This is the big one Elizabeth.

That’s a porno movie quote, Glenn.

 

[KopiKat]

Didn't need no welfare state
Everybody pulled his weight
Gee, our old LaSalle ran great
Those were the days!

 

[vhcat70]

Put some water on it.

 

[warrior-cat]

I’d buy that for a dollar

"Dead or alive, you're coming with me".

 

[warrior-cat]

"DYNOMITE!"

 

[UK 82]

"Beam me up Scotty".

 

[Glenn's Take]

"Beam me up Scotty".

 

[fisherscatfan_rivals101526]

It's a dog eat dog world Sammy and I'm wearing milkbone underwear.

 

[fisherscatfan_rivals101526]

And by the way. They're real and they're spectacular!

 

[Ryan Lemonds Hair]

Nip it in the bud

 

[TCurtis75_rivals88839]

Did I do thaaattt?!?!

 

[JRCAT14]

Someday, I'm gonna hafta have a looooong talk with that boy.

Well doggies!

Quotes from the man. Mister J.D. Clampett

 

[catsfanbgky]

You Big Dummy - Sanford and Son
Watch It Sucka - Sanford and Son (Ester)
Jive turkey - Goodtimes
Damn, Damn, Damn - Good Times ( when James dies)
One Of These Days Alice, pow, Straight To the Moon - Honeymooners
Hate The Game, Not The Playa - Californication


What is amazing is Norman Lear created or co-created some classics :

Sanford and Son
All In The Family
The Jeffersons
Goodtimes
One Day At a Time
Maude (never watched)

 

[UKwizard]

Your move creep!

 

[UKvisitor_rivals101449]