Vasectomy ...........

BlueBleedingMarine

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Probably about the 3,000th "Vasectomy" thread started here but just wanted to chime in.....got them nuts cut this morning at the VA (45 years old, 1 child, don't want/need anymore) feeling ok thus far, this gd jock is a tad uncomfortable but so far so good......
 
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DA23_rox

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Word of advice, when the doctor says "no sex for 1 week," please heed his advice. I didn't and it was terrible. Terr. i. ble.
 

Xception

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Knew someone who had the procedure and still got his wife pregnant , it's no guarantee .
 

tammefan

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Noticed my left nut was hurting this morning. Could have strained something working or maybe sex two days in a row did it.
 

We-Todd-Did

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Word of advice, when the doctor says "no sex for 1 week," please heed his advice. I didn't and it was terrible. Terr. i. ble.
I did that part ok but the "no more than once a month" has been tough. Oh well, no kids though.
 

Robcatt24

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The best part of a vasectomy, is when you have to go back and give a sample.

And the hot nurse jacks you off into a cup.
 
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A week of mild discomfort. A lifetime of never having to put a raincoat on Richard. It's a great trade off.
 

ktbug

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Piece of cake. But the first time after is a little uncomfortable.
 

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Spontaneous recanalization is where the vas deferens manages to “grow back” and reverse the vasectomy making a man fertile again. Because a vasectomy has recanalized, that doesn’t mean a full restoration of fertility. Any re-growth is likely to be a channel that is much smaller than the original vas deferens was, hence fertility is likely to be much reduced.
 

funKYcat75

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We-Todd-Did

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No kidding. If my wife told me, "Honey, it's a medical miracle. I'm pregnant despite your vasectomy!" I'd be asking all the hard questions, and that kid better be every bit as ugly as I am.
My doc had a prepared speech for me before he did the cutting. It was the only time he saw me without my wife around. He wanted to make it clear that he does a thorough procedure, and that if pregnancy occurs, it is not a miracle baby and that I should explore "other possibilities".
 
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LordEgg_rivals16573

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i just can't imagine this elective procedure. i get it if they have to slice open your nuts in order to save your life or something, but just so my wife aint gotta take a pill...no way. also, there are many nasty porn moves that allow you to get off on women in places other than the vajayjay.
 
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i just can't imagine this elective procedure. i get it if they have to slice open your nuts in order to save your life or something, but just so my wife aint gotta take a pill...no way. also, there are many nasty porn moves that allow you to get off on women in places other than the vajayjay.

Did you really just use the word vajayjay?
 

RUPPsRevenge1

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You can't control .15% no matter what , I'm going to need a translator for the rest .

Evidently you have never heard of a girl saying she is on the pill and not. Or not taking it the correct way could make it not work at that rate. If she isn't taking it right, it doesn't work at 99.9 percent.
 

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i just can't imagine this elective procedure. i get it if they have to slice open your nuts in order to save your life or something, but just so my wife aint gotta take a pill...no way. also, there are many nasty porn moves that allow you to get off on women in places other than the vajayjay.



I think I read about that... somewhere.

 

Xception

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Evidently you have never heard of a girl saying she is on the pill and not. Or not taking it the correct way could make it not work at that rate. If she isn't taking it right, it doesn't work at 99.9 percent.
The pill works at 99.9% whether she takes it or not .