Watermelon To Salt or Not To Salt

John Henry

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I am a salter
 
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John Henry

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No. You're all wrong and you should feel bad about yourselves.
No, no never. I will never feel bad about eating watermelon. It is one of the pleasures of life on a hot summer day in the Sunny Southland. Ice cold and seeds to spit out. If the doc ever tells me to give up watermelon, I just gave up on life. Bury me and forget about me.
 

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never even heard of this, and summertime watermelon is also one of my favorite life pleasures.

how much salt do you put on it, any particular salt and does it make that big of a difference and what is the difference like?
 

Kennedy_UK

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Depends. If I'm having fresh watermelon on its own ---> no salt.

Had a spring beet salad with goat cheese and salted watermelon over the weekend ---> awesome.
 
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how much salt do you put on it, any particular salt and does it make that big of a difference and what is the difference like?



Table salt. And you want to just barely put any on. You should be able to count the crystals that fell on the slice. And when you do it right, it makes the melon taste sweeter. If you don't like salt on watermelon, you're putting too much on.
 

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I salt c-lope, leave watermelon as is.
A man puts black pepper on his cantaloupe. How many times do we have to go over this? You take your hat off, even at a picnic table, you never slice cornbread in pie shapes . . .ever, and black pepper the cantaloupe.
 

KopiKat

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If the Melon comes from Missouri sand dirt there’s nothing needed but a hammer to bust that bi*^% open.
Silt strata where Missouri melons are grown. There's a specific name for the type of soil in the region. Can't think of it at present. Extremely fertile growing region basically continuation to Mississippi delta floodplains. Canal / irrigation channels established throughout the region, SE Missouri, bootheel, NE Arkansas tremendous Army Corps yesteryear achievement.
 
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55wildcat

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Not much on watermelon, but when I do it has to be cold and salt. Same with cantaloupe..cold and gotta have salt
 

Lexie's Dad

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Do you guys also put salt on poontang before you eat it?

I mean, I understand some whipped cream..

But, no, no salt on watermelon.
 

Pickle_Rick

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Neither, I don’t like watermelon.

You anti-American bastard! Go back to France! Or Canada! Whatever hell hole regurgitated you up!

Why limit yourself, salted, unsalted, it's freakin' watermelon! Now the wife will only eat grits if they have sugar on them. I seriously considered breaking up with her over that, but then realized it was that same lack of taste that allowed her to tolerate me, so I just mock her relentlessly about it.

Really, butter, and salt on your grits people. Shrimp, and roasted red pepper, or jalapeno will send it over the top. But sugar is Yankeefied.