Not including the obvs like bars concerts sporting events hee heeeeee
I was kicked out of a Dr’s office whilest singing Anne Murray.... Danny’s Song
I was kicked out of a Dr’s office whilest singing Anne Murray.... Danny’s Song
Weird places you were kicked out of
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I've never done anything as bad as singing an Anne Murray song.
I got kicked out of Tolly Ho for throwing a salt shaker across the dining room at an IU fan.
Got kicked out of Kings Island in HS for peeing in a wooded area near The Beast roller coaster.
I was kicked out of the Nicholasville Rd. Kinko’s freshman year for telling them I’d see them in hell after they screwed something up.
I was kicked out of a bowling alley and supposedly banned for life after trying to steal a pair of bowling shoes down in Harrogate, TN when I was 18. I haven't been back.
The Paddock. I thought all of the conservatives here were bad asses but seems like you’ve got a couple of snowflakes that can’t handle opposing viewpoints.
Roamed backstage to a casino show and borrowed a wig. Proceeded to go play blackjack and was escorted to the security office and continued to try and play it off. Had to let them make copies of my fake ID. Was asked to never comeback.
A group of us were kicked out of a Denny's for being too drunk late one night back in college.
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Thank you. I'm confused by it. I'm locked out of a thread where the person that started the damn thing talks about liking my posts in it. It's too bad. I enjoy discussing issues with people that are more conservative than I am. I've had my mind changed on a number of issues, or at least expanded my thinking on the subjects. Kind of seems like the point of a message board to me.
Kentucky Derby. 2005. In college. Port o pots are full. I’m drunk. People start peeing on side of tent. No problem. I pee too.
I start letting it fly. Just then, a worker at tent screams to stop peeing. I’m mid-stream and now I’m only one peeing. I couldn’t just cut it off. So worker throws a drink on me and starts running full steam towards me.
I cut it off then put away my penis and run towards to the crowd of people with worker chasing me. I then run face first into a cop. Literally collided with the cop. Worker tells him I was drunk and peeing on a tent. It’s all true.
Two cops then escort me to the gate. As they do this, crowd starts chanting “Let him go!” as we pass, but they take me out regardless.
But I win in the end. I had like 5 free passes and just went back through security.
I start letting it fly. Just then, a worker at tent screams to stop peeing. I’m mid-stream and now I’m only one peeing. I couldn’t just cut it off. So worker throws a drink on me and starts running full steam towards me.
I cut it off then put away my penis and run towards to the crowd of people with worker chasing me. I then run face first into a cop. Literally collided with the cop. Worker tells him I was drunk and peeing on a tent. It’s all true.
Two cops then escort me to the gate. As they do this, crowd starts chanting “Let him go!” as we pass, but they take me out regardless.
But I win in the end. I had like 5 free passes and just went back through security.
Me and HS buddies got kicked out of McDonalds once or twice for maybe being loud and possibly under the influence. But that was their mistake. Because for the rest of our senior year, we made a point to whizz all over the bathroom walls and floors whenever we ended up there late at night. Juvenile, yes, I admit it, but we felt they had it coming at the time. And we were drunk, so there was that too.
I remember seeing in the news when they busted that gay sex ring there. Seemed like a strange place and time to be having sausage parties.
Not so much kicked out as chased out by several angry people. It's the late 60"s and I'm stationed near Izmir Turkey. 2 buddies and I decided to visit the pavions on the waterfront in Izmir. That was when I was still 10 foot tall and bulletproof. Pavions were somewhat like night clubs, only they had ladies of the night who were being paid to hustle drinks from soldiers. For the G rated version, this very rotund lady came to our table. She had 2 major attributes that particularly attracted my friends, so they escorted her to a secluded area to buy her expensive drinks and admire her attributes. I sat alone at our table and listened to the band play Delilah by Tom Jones. Ever band in ever pavion played Delilah the second an American came in. I think it was the only American song they knew.
Well, I was wondering why my buddies were wasting so much money on this not so good looking woman. After a good while, I saw them point at me, then get up and run for the door. A couple of angry looking guys were walking toward me, so I decided I had better leave in a hurry. I had to go down a flight of stairs to reach the door. One of the dudes reached over the railing and I could feel him scraping the top of my head. If I hadn't of had a GI haircut, he would have got me.
When we got on down the road, they told me they had told the club owner that I was holding their money and to give the bill to me.
Well, I was wondering why my buddies were wasting so much money on this not so good looking woman. After a good while, I saw them point at me, then get up and run for the door. A couple of angry looking guys were walking toward me, so I decided I had better leave in a hurry. I had to go down a flight of stairs to reach the door. One of the dudes reached over the railing and I could feel him scraping the top of my head. If I hadn't of had a GI haircut, he would have got me.
When we got on down the road, they told me they had told the club owner that I was holding their money and to give the bill to me.
Cameron indoor stadium late 90's.
Was in Durham for work and had some time to check out Duke campus.
Walked by Cameron and as it was hot that day doors were wide open so i went in.
BB team was practicing so made my way up to top row to watch.
Minding my own business and after 20 minutes or so K spies me up in the rafters and loses his mind.
So here comes Johnny Dawkins running right up the stairs at me. Asked me how i got in to a "closed" practice. Replied how can a practice be closed if every door in the place is wide open.
Explained my reason for being there and Dawkins was very understanding about it. But said that K is hypersensitive about anyone to be at practice whos not media or Duke staff.
I rolled my eyes and dawkins kind of nodded and we went our separate ways.
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Was in Durham for work and had some time to check out Duke campus.
Walked by Cameron and as it was hot that day doors were wide open so i went in.
BB team was practicing so made my way up to top row to watch.
Minding my own business and after 20 minutes or so K spies me up in the rafters and loses his mind.
So here comes Johnny Dawkins running right up the stairs at me. Asked me how i got in to a "closed" practice. Replied how can a practice be closed if every door in the place is wide open.
Explained my reason for being there and Dawkins was very understanding about it. But said that K is hypersensitive about anyone to be at practice whos not media or Duke staff.
I rolled my eyes and dawkins kind of nodded and we went our separate ways.
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Who knew there was such a thing as "too drunk" for Denny's.
LAC in Lex...not permanently but was asked to leave for the day. Was playing ball about 15 years ago and we had won like 5 games in a row, blew a big lead and some guy made a ridiculous shot to beat us. There were like 4 games waiting. I kicked the ball, not even that hard, it went straight up and hit a light that had a steel cage around it hanging from ceiling. Light broke and glass fell on court.
I felt terrible. Manager was cool about it but told me it was a wrap for the day, lol.
I felt terrible. Manager was cool about it but told me it was a wrap for the day, lol.
Bowling alley. Running down alley and body surfing into the pins
After starting happy hour at Applebee’s L.I.T. Tuesday, going across the street to Camelot East, we ended up at Yoshiko. Me and a buddy were making prank calls on their phones (prior to cell phones) in the waiting area while Our other buddy was in the back. Apparently they didn’t like that and told us to leave. We stole the phone and a plastic fake tree when we left.
Escorted out of a WWF wrestling event after my “little “ from Big Brothers Big Sisters threw a dry paper towel into the ring at a bad guy. We were front row and had to walk past thousands of people. Proud moment!! Pretty sure that kid is in prison by now
I was kicked out of Marikkas, however, it was at the beginning of the evening, because I had spilled gas on my pants filling up before hitting the bar. They let me in but after about 5 min of people complaining Steve had to tell me "dude....you gotta go "
I was kicked out of the BunnyRanch for whiskey dick.
I visited Portland about a year ago with my wife. She kicked my *** for bringing her to that ******** and we left immediately.
I'm pretty sure I'm still banned from the Denny's on Nich. road for throwing up an ungodly amount in their restroom.