What’s Wrong with You?

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we all got problems...

I got a knee that works eight months out of the year. Then it just quits doin right. I dunno why.

Ha... I have a knee problem where the pain is so great that it literally almost keeps me from walking. It flares up every 5-6 years or so. Turns out it is a torn lateral meniscus. Surgeon said it's 50-50 if it will do any good to go in there.
 

JDHoss

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The older I get, the lower my sack hangs. I have to be careful about getting in and out of my truck or a chair or I'll roll them under me. I have high rise toilets at home, but if I have to poop somewhere else, they will hit the water in a normal toilet. I've considered getting it pierced and using a small chain to keep them out of the water, but I'm afraid it will get infected. Otherwise, I'm in decent health.
 

funKYcat75

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The older I get, the lower my sack hangs. I have to be careful about getting in and out of my truck or a chair or I'll roll them under me. I have high rise toilets at home, but if I have to poop somewhere else, they will hit the water in a normal toilet. I've considered getting it pierced and using a small chain to keep them out of the water, but I'm afraid it will get infected. Otherwise, I'm in decent health.
Not sure about the toilet water, but the rest is a real issue. I wasn’t ready.
 

dgtatu01

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My right wrist has not been 100% ever since I broke it about 30 years ago.
Me too, got some kind of cyst growing from where it was broken (ganglion I think??). I type a lot so this bothers me basically every day, part of life now though.
 
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Fused vertebrae in my neck that causes migraines if I have my head in the wrong position for to long. Fused vertebrae in my lower back that makes it hard to stand for very long, sit on anything without a bunch of cushioning, walk for more than a short distance on level ground, or lay down on anything other than my couch.

For some reason the knees also have decided they don't want to cooperate anymore. Have a hard time getting up off the floor when bent down or walking up and down the stairs. Then throw in some joint pain in a few places. I guess all that heavy lifting and climbing up and down off of machinery onto concrete for years wasn't particularly good for this body.
 

starchief

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The older I get, the lower my sack hangs. I have to be careful about getting in and out of my truck or a chair or I'll roll them under me. I have high rise toilets at home, but if I have to poop somewhere else, they will hit the water in a normal toilet. I've considered getting it pierced and using a small chain to keep them out of the water, but I'm afraid it will get infected. Otherwise, I'm in decent health.

Man, you've some balls on you to post this.

Paddock never forgets.
 
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The older I get, the lower my sack hangs. I have to be careful about getting in and out of my truck or a chair or I'll roll them under me. I have high rise toilets at home, but if I have to poop somewhere else, they will hit the water in a normal toilet. I've considered getting it pierced and using a small chain to keep them out of the water, but I'm afraid it will get infected. Otherwise, I'm in decent health.

 

TruBluCatFan

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My wang hits the floor every time I take it out to piss. Hurts like hell when it smacks the floor.
 
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Col. Angus

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The older I get, the lower my sack hangs. I have to be careful about getting in and out of my truck or a chair or I'll roll them under me. I have high rise toilets at home, but if I have to poop somewhere else, they will hit the water in a normal toilet. I've considered getting it pierced and using a small chain to keep them out of the water, but I'm afraid it will get infected. Otherwise, I'm in decent health.

Ever sit on the toilet and then **** on the back of your balls?

Call it a problem when that happens.
 
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kevcat

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Currently suffering from gout. I'm 29. Guess I'll have to give up red meat and booze! [eyeroll]
Watch your mouth Son. I’ve had gout many times, but did you see me quit drinking and eating steak and hamburgers? No.

You know why I didn’t give up alcohol and redmeat, even though gout hurts so bad that I’ve considered cuttung my foot of with the steak knife I’m using to cut it with?

I’ll tell why Son, because I’m no quitter, that’s why.
 

Stevo1951

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Stage 3 liver disease
Coronary artery disease
High blood pressure
High ldl cholesterol
Extensive arthritis
Bone spurs in my shoulders, knees, and heels

Otherwise I'm in terrific shape