What kind of pests do you have?

anon1760843510

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I have a pesky cat that drives me nuts but she does take care of the other pests in the yard.
 

rudd1

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Oct 3, 2007
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-geese...I have an inappropriate joke teed up, but better not.
 

_Mav_

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Stupid geese won’t get off my lake. **** everywhere. I caught my wife feeding them last year so she’s a pest too
**** Lect, ain’t nuthin’ a good scatter gun won’t fix — just be sure you kill them all before she finds out so you only have to apologize once.
 

gamecockcat

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Canadian geese are a springtime menace this time of year around Denver where I live.
In every single state I've lived in (5 and counting), mosquitoes find me in droves while my wife always says, 'I'm not getting bit at all'.
Hate, hate, totally loathe f-ing yellow jackets. Nasty little critters that, once they sting you, they leave a beacon to attract OTHER yellow jackets. Hate, hate, hate.
Other people's dogs who bark nonstop at literally nothing. Just bark, bark, bark endlessly. Just 'cause they can, I guess.
 

JDHoss

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* Lizards. From tiny ones to medium sized ones to iguanas.

* Fire ants. Never step on a fire any hill while wearing sandals.

* Noseeums. These little bastards can light you up.

* Alligators. Actually harmless and will avoid you, unless you have your dog with you or sneak up on them, especially during mating/nesting season. Or if some human ******* has been feeding them.
 

J_Dee

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A friend's neighbor has bed bugs so bad that you can see them all over his living room through his front windows.
 
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Chipmunks. The damn things dig under my sidewalks. And down along the foundation of the house. I bought a Gamo break barrel pellet rifle a couple years ago, and I bet I’ve killed at least 40 of those lil bastards.

 

WildcatFan1982

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Stupid geese won’t get off my lake. **** everywhere. I caught my wife feeding them last year so she’s a pest too
Geese are the worst. They pester my hotel and it's guests so much. I want to run outside and wring their necks but they are also mean as can be.

 

numberonedad

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Sep 16, 2009
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Our house in the Blue ridge mountains have so many pest that I don't even know what a lot of them are. Besides the normal carpenter bees, ladybugs etc.
 

Rebelfreedomeagle

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Moles. Dirt, not skin. The only good thing is my dog thinks they’re furry sausages. I have to fix holes in the yard but I’m saving money on dog treats.
 

DSmith21

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Neighbors who allow their dogs to crap in my yard and then don't bother to pick it up. I love dogs but their humans can be awfully rude.
 

MegaBlue05

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GD stink bugs
Moles in the backyard
Had to treat the shed in my backrest for termites last summer
 

hilow56

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Stink Bugs. I don't remember them being a "thing" when I was a kid. However, the past couple of years I'm killing them constantly in my house. They're effing everywhere.
 
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Juneauite

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stink bugs in basement

moles in backyard, dog not doing her job. Not doing a damn thing, actually
Hey Tsk, I was back in KY this summer helping my dad and could actually see a mole working underground, my dog started sniffing around and digging. Took a pitchfork and drove it right through the son of a *****. Also plugged visible holes down here in Lubbock and ran the exhaust of my portable generator and killed more. Just FYI.