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I **** my pants in second grade........nearly 45 years ago. I still suffer from PTSD !
I raised my hand several times trying to tell my teacher that I needed to go but she thought I was being silly. Soon, everyone knew I wasn't kidding.............
I'll never forget doing the walk of shame up to her desk. My underwear full of **** and the feeling of that stuff squishing around. The smell was horrific and I'll never forget the looks on the faces of my classmates.
Needless to say things went downhill from that point in second grade.
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Totally bit the pavement in front of a bunch of Girl Scouts (I was in 4th grade) falling off my bike. Didn’t even get any sympathy from the gals as I was bleeding prrrroooooofusely and only the troll of a scout leader came to my aid. Still got the scar to prove it.
 
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It was in second grade and some loser a few seats over **** they pant, I felt peripheral embarrassment if there is such a thing. I remember thinking what a slave to the system, just get up and go ****. This kid just sat there and filled the pant up. Wonder what happened to him, probably getting dominated somewhere.
 
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Xception said:
It was in second grade and some loser a few seats over **** they pant, I felt peripheral embarrassment if there is such a thing. I remember thinking what a slave to the system, just get up and go ****. This kid just sat there and filled the pant up. Wonder what happened to him, probably getting dominated somewhere.
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Xception said:
It was in second grade and some loser a few seats over **** they pant, I felt peripheral embarrassment if there is such a thing. I remember thinking what a slave to the system, just get up and go ****. This kid just sat there and filled the pant up. Wonder what happened to him, probably getting dominated somewhere.
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funKYcat75 said:
Totally bit the pavement in front of a bunch of Girl Scouts (I was in 4th grade) falling off my bike. Didn’t even get any sympathy from the gals as I was bleeding prrrroooooofusely and only the troll of a scout leader came to my aid. Still got the scar to prove it.
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Ahhh the days when you say Girl Scouts and didn't have to ask if there were any boys in that group and vice versa.
 
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Xception said:
It was in second grade and some loser a few seats over **** they pant, I felt peripheral embarrassment if there is such a thing. I remember thinking what a slave to the system, just get up and go ****. This kid just sat there and filled the pant up. Wonder what happened to him, probably getting dominated somewhere.
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When I was in my mid 20's we rented a house from an older couple out in the country. The guy worked with my mom, and I had known them for years. I had finished mowing the yard on a hot summer day and had taken a shower in the downstairs bathroom. When I came out of the bathroom, I heard voices, and it was them. They had just dropped by to see how we were doing.

All of my clothes were upstairs, so I quickly stepped into the laundry room where I found a T shirt and pair of running shorts that weren't terribly bad and put them on. I went into the den where they were with my wife and sat down on the edge of the couch across from them. We were just watching TV and chatting when I caught his wife staring at me, and she quickly turned her eyes back to the TV. I didn't think much more about it and then a couple of minutes later, I caught her again, thinking WTF is she looking at? I glanced down and my entire package was hanging out of those running shorts. I closed my legs up and slid back on the couch a little, and she just game me a little smile, and nothing was ever said about it. At least she didn't point and laugh.
 
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Got caught banging a fat chick.
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Some of my best experiences have been with the “healthy gals” not too fat, but healthy. Most have built up sexual frustration and are looking to take it out on some bastard like myself
 
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I was late to a big client meeting when I was just getting started in my line of work. After apologizing for being late due to another meeting before that one, one of the ladies from the client said "no problem, we were just going through introductions. Please tell us your name, where you're from, and the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you."

Little did I realize this is a classic and well-known "late-to-the-meeting" joke, and nobody ever falls for it. Except me apparently.
 
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My mother in law saw me buck naked after an incredible night of drinking. It was that or pissing in the floor, so I tool the bullet
 
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Supercat67 said:
To you ?

I **** my pants in second grade........nearly 45 years ago. I still suffer from PTSD !
I raised my hand several times trying to tell my teacher that I needed to go but she thought I was being silly. Soon, everyone knew I wasn't kidding.............
I'll never forget doing the walk of shame up to her desk. My underwear full of **** and the feeling of that stuff squishing around. The smell was horrific and I'll never forget the looks on the faces of my classmates.
Needless to say things went downhill from that point in second grade.
:rolleyes:
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Hell, I have **** my pants as an adult. That is real embarassment.
 
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at the Kentucky vs. Dominican Republic game back in 2011, I thought it would be a good idea to run up the down escalator. FAIL
 
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At a coed church camp I was in the pool and suddenly had to piss badly. I sprinted outside the wooden gate and started pissing, normally, looking down. When I thought I felt the greatest relief ever I look up and the whole female camp was literally facing me not 10 feet from me the entire time and I didn't notice till I was done. They all looked like they were in shock and I like to lie to myself and say it was because it was because of my penis size but it was surely most of their first times seeing one in person and me blatantly pissing in front of them that shocked them. I was 12 I think and the camp was for 10-14 year olds. Never felt more embarrassed in my life.

Runner up-my dad would always tell girls I was the home of the whopper and in Myrtle Beach during senior week which is basically spring break in the summer for people in the Carolinas I got caught in an elevator with him and two beautiful girls. He told them that line and luckily they laughed and asked me and my best friend how old we were. I was 13 but looked 18. We said 18. A couple hours later they knock on our door. I was scared to death, as they were really 18, and wouldn't answer the door. My buddy did. I know I have to go talk to them. So trying to act cool I went to lean against a doorway. Only problem was I didn't know the door was open. I go to lean against the door as I'm acting cool, completely miss everything and break a table I fell on. They started dying laughing even though I tried to get up quickly, and failing to do so, and act like nothing happened. It doesn't sound that bad, but I was an introvert at the time and it tore me up. Looking back it's so Damn embarrassing. But the girl that liked me ended up being the first girl I kissed. And I'm 100% sure would've been the first girl I ever hooked up with if not for my GD sister telling her I was 13. To this day I haven't and won't forgive her.
 
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Had a crush on this girl when I was 12. Went to the public swimming pool and decided I would jump off the high dive like all the others my age was doing cept I could not swim. Thought I would make out, it looked so simple but 4 lifeguards yanked my drownin *** out and made me stay on the kiddie side of the pool. Could not leave cause I was there with her and her brother, their mom dropped us off. That was the start of pu**y controlling my life. Been ruint ever since.. Wyandotte Park for those who live in Louisville. You might remember me, the tallest biggest kid who wallowed in the two foot kiddie pool. People thought I was tarded for being there but it was the deep end ban that put me there. The good thing to this story, errtime one of the mommies would buy their babies popsicles, I got one too
 
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I was 12 and had a girlfriend at school. In those days, we were limited to time at school between classes. We didn’t see each other outside of school.

At the time, I would go to the roller skating rink most every Friday night. My school girlfriend didn’t go (not many people from my school went). Anyways, I had another girlfriend at the skating rink.

I was at the skating rink, wheeling around with my skating gf, when school gf comes in. I managed to avoid a conflict for a while, but eventually worlds collided. Haha, I still remember trying to hide by the video games.
 
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