Whats the worst you've done as a waiter or cook?

[Louis_Skunt]

In any restaurant, to a customer.
I'll starts.
When I was 19, I had a sinus infection from hell. I really shouldnt have been working, but I went in so I wouldn't lose my job. The mucus was so thick you could shape something out of it, had a little blood in it too. One guy from my high school came in that I never liked. Just an arrogant punk that continuously picked on me through middle school and high school. Even though I was his waiter, and sick as a dog, he made a smart remark. Time for revenge. I took his salad plate into the dishwashers area so nobody could see and hocked up the biggest loogie you could've imagined....came from the depths of hell. It even had blood in it. I dropped that monster right in the middle on top of the greens. I very nervously delivered his salad, and he ate ALL OF IT.

 

[DaBossIsBack]

I made a guy a caffeinated whole milk cappuccino once instead of a skinny decaf capp. I also barely foamed his milk and steamed it longer so it would taste burnt. He drank the whole thing. Idiot.

 

[ALL IN YOUR FACE]

Louis_Skunt is a horrible individual. I hope your boyfriend farts in your dinner for the next 7 days.

 

[KingOfBBN]

Messing with people's food is a dick move. No matter the situation; you don't mess with someone's car or their food.

I hated my brief career as a waiter at a steakhouse. It was not for me, they made us carry these big trays with one hand and large drinks on it as well. I leaned over to sat one down in front of a guest and one on the tray toppled over and soaked this dude's back. He was on a date and had to go change shirts and of course, the meal was comped.

I also had an Armenian family of 16 that I waited on who ate every single bite of the food and left a huge mess. To my surprise, I found out our manager comped their meal because the food took too long to come out. So I got to make absolutely nothing on the night and clean up this huge mess for free.

Eff waiting tables.

 

[BankerCat12]

I never worked in this line of work, but had a friend put a nice loogie in a ketchup bottle for an a-hole he was waiting on.

 

[mdlUK.1]

Messing with people's food is a dick move. No matter the situation; you don't mess with someone's car or their food.
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This! Anyone that screws with someones food, is not much better than a pedophile imho.

 

[buckethead1978]

Rare occurrence of the OP announcing what a raging ******* he is. Congrats you POS

 

[MegaBlue05]

Worked in a grocery store deli in high school. At that time we made sandwiches to order.

Several weeks prior I was pulled over by a wanna be badass cop for the crime of driving while young at night. I gave him consent to search my car because a) he wouldn't quit threatening me and b) I knew I was riding clean. He destroyed the interior of my car, threw all my CDs in the floor, broke my console and even cut a f'n hole in my backseat "looking for dope." He didn't find ish and let me go.

A couple months later officer awesome came in and ordered a turkey and swiss with mustard and mayo. The prep area was in the back and out of the customer's sight. I put the mustard spreader down my pants right on the ole balls and back up through my *** crack, then I spit on it, then I put his mustard on the sandwich.

I knew it was dirty, but eff him and I hope he enjoyed how my nuts and ******* tasted.

Am I Evil? Yes I Am.

 

[MegaBlue05]

 

[KingOfBBN]

Worked in a grocery store deli in high school. At that time we made sandwiches to order.

Several weeks prior I was pulled over by a wanna be badass cop for the crime of driving while young at night. I gave him consent to search my car because a) he wouldn't quit threatening me and b) I knew I was riding clean. He destroyed the interior of my car, threw all my CDs in the floor, broke my console and even cut a f'n hole in my backseat "looking for dope." He didn't find ish and let me go.

A couple months later officer awesome came in and ordered a turkey and swiss with mustard and mayo. The prep area was in the back and out of the customer's sight. I put the mustard spreader down my pants right on the ole balls and back up through my *** crack, then I spit on it, then I put his mustard on the sandwich.

I knew it was dirty, but eff him and I hope he enjoyed how my nuts and ******* tasted.

Am I Evil? Yes I Am.

Alright. This may be the exception.

 

[MegaBlue05]

Alright. This may be the exception.

I still feel somewhat guilty about it, but man, that dude caused more damage to my car than the vehicle was worth. I ended up driving it with a hole in the seat and no console for three more years. Lol.

 

[KopiKat]

In any restaurant, to a customer.
I'll starts.
When I was 19, I had a sinus infection from hell. I really shouldnt have been working, but I went in so I wouldn't lose my job. The mucus was so thick you could shape something out of it, had a little blood in it too. One guy from my high school came in that I never liked. Just an arrogant punk that continuously picked on me through middle school and high school. Even though I was his waiter, and sick as a dog, he made a smart remark. Time for revenge. I took his salad plate into the dishwashers area so nobody could see and hocked up the biggest loogie you could've imagined....came from the depths of hell. It even had blood in it. I dropped that monster right in the middle on top of the greens. I very nervously delivered his salad, and he ate ALL OF IT.

my god, you are a *****

 

[KingOfBBN]

I still feel somewhat guilty about it, but man, that dude caused more damage to my car than the vehicle was worth. I ended up driving it with a hole in the seat and no console for three more years. Lol.

Eff that guy. Reminds me of this


Lesson learned on giving a cop any permission now. Not a fan of lunchroom warriors especially in smaller towns.

 

[420grover]

I would never mess with anyone's food while working in a restaurant. But once in high school, I pissed in a guys beer at a party. He was drunk and never noticed.

 

[We-Todd-Did]

I never worked in food service but a guy in college did. He was a waiter and made really good money for working just a few nights a week. He finally admitted how. He was a tall, muscular, good looking guy, and if he had his gaydar go off on a customer he would flirt like crazy. He worked in a really nice restaurant and bragged that no one tipped like a gay guy. Funny thing is that he was a religion major and is a preacher now.

 

[KingOfBBN]

I would never mess with anyone's food while working in a restaurant. But once in high school, I pissed in a guys beer at a party. He was drunk and never noticed.

He was probably drinking Budweiser and couldn't tell the difference between that and piss.

Amirite, @Willy4UK @AustinTXCat ?

 

[Chuckinden]

In any restaurant, to a customer.
I'll starts.
When I was 19, I had a sinus infection from hell. I really shouldnt have been working, but I went in so I wouldn't lose my job. The mucus was so thick you could shape something out of it, had a little blood in it too. One guy from my high school came in that I never liked. Just an arrogant punk that continuously picked on me through middle school and high school. Even though I was his waiter, and sick as a dog, he made a smart remark. Time for revenge. I took his salad plate into the dishwashers area so nobody could see and hocked up the biggest loogie you could've imagined....came from the depths of hell. It even had blood in it. I dropped that monster right in the middle on top of the greens. I very nervously delivered his salad, and he ate ALL OF IT.

One sick POS.

 

[DaBossIsBack]

I would never mess with anyone's food while working in a restaurant. But once in high school, I pissed in a guys beer at a party. He was drunk and never noticed.

I pissed in a squirt gun once and shot my brother in the mouth. Somewhat similar note..In college I banged this chick in my living room and wiped my load off her with my room mates t-shirt (thought it was mine) The next day my room mate comes home from his jog wearing the shirt. He walks in the kitchen, I turn and there on his back are my dried sperms.

 

[KingOfBBN]

I pissed in a squirt gun once and shot my brother in the mouth. Somewhat similar note..In college I banged this chick in my living room and wiped my load off her with my room mates t-shirt (thought it was mine) The next day my room mate comes home from his jog wearing the shirt. He walks in the kitchen, I turn and there on his back are my dried sperms.

Alright. Hilarious.

First off. How does your roommate not notice the specific crispy part of his shirt?

Second, are you and your brother estranged?

 

[Louis_Skunt]

Haha! The responses to my story aren't appreciated. I guess I shouldn't tell the one about my blister.

 

[DaBossIsBack]

Alright. Hilarious.

First off. How does your roommate not notice the specific crispy part of his shirt?

Second, are you and your brother estranged?

Haha That was my thought as well. I still can't figure it out. Must have been because it was on the back. My brother and I were kids. He is my little brother so I gave him hell growing up.

 

[UKGrad93]

GTFO with this made up BS. This is the Paddock, no one here works in the food service industry.

 

[beltieboy_rivals376542]

Worked in a grocery store deli in high school. At that time we made sandwiches to order.

Several weeks prior I was pulled over by a wanna be badass cop for the crime of driving while young at night. I gave him consent to search my car because a) he wouldn't quit threatening me and b) I knew I was riding clean. He destroyed the interior of my car, threw all my CDs in the floor, broke my console and even cut a f'n hole in my backseat "looking for dope." He didn't find ish and let me go.

A couple months later officer awesome came in and ordered a turkey and swiss with mustard and mayo. The prep area was in the back and out of the customer's sight. I put the mustard spreader down my pants right on the ole balls and back up through my *** crack, then I spit on it, then I put his mustard on the sandwich.

I knew it was dirty, but eff him and I hope he enjoyed how my nuts and ******* tasted.

Am I Evil? Yes I Am.

You win, sir. [laughing]

 

[starchief]

GTFO with this made up BS. This is the Paddock, no one here works in the food service industry.

They do but they earn in the six figures range.

 

[TortElvisII]

I give my dogs food with pills wrapped inside. I cannot read after the first post. :flush:

 

[Louis_Skunt]

I give my dogs food with pills wrapped inside. I cannot read after the first post. :flush:

[laughing][laughing][laughing]

 

[krazykats]

I cooked at BWs on south Broadway in Lex, served at Darryl's in Lex, and served at Dillon's Steakhouse and I bartended for awhile too.

I always loved restaurant work because of the urgency, getting the job done, and cashing out at the end of the night.

That said I never once messed with anyone's food because I'd be pissed if I found out someone did it to me.......but I'd give bad service on purpose if you as a customer call for it. My time in that business allowed me to read people very well as to what type of tipper, customer, or person I was dealing with.

I'd never slack on service for any reason unless I was ready to write you off as a decent person. Need 10 refills, fine, need this that and everything in between, cool, don't tip any better than 10-15 percent and that is ok because some people are just that way, but if you ever go out to eat and are relying on a server to handle your food/drinks with any care at all do not speak down to them like they are you servant. That is weak of you as a person!

 

[bradyjames]

Waited tables for three years at Red Lobster in college. I never did do anything but about one in two customers at RL are mouth breathing, rednecks that deserve it. Always knew the by this one simple request. If you asked for a basket of cheddar bay biscuits before I could even get a drink order/introduce myself you were a f'n neck.

 

[ktbug]

I cooked at BWs on south Broadway in Lex, served at Darryl's in Lex, and served at Dillon's Steakhouse and I bartended for awhile too.

I always loved restaurant work because of the urgency, getting the job done, and cashing out at the end of the night.

That said I never once messed with anyone's food because I'd be pissed if I found out someone did it to me.......but I'd give bad service on purpose if you as a customer call for it. My time in that business allowed me to read people very well as to what type of tipper, customer, or person I was dealing with.

I'd never slack on service for any reason unless I was ready to write you off as a decent person. Need 10 refills, fine, need this that and everything in between, cool, don't tip any better than 10-15 percent and that is ok because some people are just that way, but if you ever go out to eat and are relying on a server to handle your food/drinks with any care at all do not speak down to them like they are you servant. That is weak of you as a person!

Wholly shite, when did you work at Darryl's? I worked there in the early 90's.

 

[TortElvisII]

[laughing][laughing][laughing]

I want you to know I cooked all of my own meals today! Probably will the rest of my life now.[roll]

 

[ktbug]

I worked in a couple of Restaurants when I was young. I would strongly advise you to never eat at a restaurant that was within one hour of closing.
If you think the op was bad, I could give you some stories that would make your stomach turn. I saw some stuff along the way that amazes me nobody got sick. Don't mess with people who make minimum wage, they aren't afraid of being fired.

 

[bradyjames]

Whoever said F* waiting tables I get it coming from someone who did it. However, everybody should wait tables for a little while so they all have a clue and will treat servers accordingly.

 

[neilborders]

Waited tables for three years at Red Lobster in college. I never did do anything but about one in two customers at RL are mouth breathing, rednecks that deserve it. Always knew the by this one simple request. If you asked for a basket of cheddar bay biscuits before I could even get a drink order/introduce myself you were a f'n neck.

I've thought about asking for cheddar bay biscuits as our hostess walked us to our table, but the wife may actually die of embarrassment. GD delicious.

 

[roguemocha]

They do but they earn in the six figures range.

I do and I do.

 

[bradyjames]

I've thought about asking for cheddar bay biscuits as our hostess walked us to our table, but the wife may actually die of embarrassment. GD delicious.

She doesn't have any. She gets paid hourly to seat you and make small talk. Perhaps,inform you of the fresh fish specials. Please let your server introduce himself/herself grab your Budweiser + Bahama Mama order and if he/she doesn't mention bringing you some tasty biscuits then ask.

 

[liveblue92]

I worked in a couple of Restaurants when I was young. I would strongly advise you to never eat at a restaurant that was within one hour of closing.
If you think the op was bad, I could give you some stories that would make your stomach turn. I saw some stuff along the way that amazes me nobody got sick. Don't mess with people who make minimum wage, they aren't afraid of being fired.

I would use that rule for everywhere, not just eating establishments. Never go anywhere within an hour of closing unless it's for something quick and easy to deal with.

 

[Get Buckets]

I do and I do.

You make at a minimum $275 dollars a day 365 days a year (averaged) as a server?

 

[Louis_Skunt]

I want you to know I cooked all of my own meals today! Probably will the rest of my life now.[roll]

haha....I nearly fell off my chair!
Hate to tell you, but that story is true to a T. I've told a handful of my closer friends the entire thing and they had similar stories. Not as bad, but similar.

 

[Guess Who]

I still feel somewhat guilty about it, but man, that dude caused more damage to my car than the vehicle was worth. I ended up driving it with a hole in the seat and no console for three more years. Lol.

Here it's late and time to hit the sack but I'm laughing so hard I'll be up another hour!! [laughing] Something tells me you're an ok dude. The SOB probably loved every bite and even licked his fingers! Life is a long fight with a short stick.

 

[bradyjames]

You make at a minimum $275 dollars a day 365 days a year (averaged) as a server?

He is a nurse.