What's your age and net worth?

[JimmyWa11]

For you financial geniuses out there, net worth is assets minus debt.

Age 34, net worth $220,000

 

[WildcatFan1982]

34. Like maybe $50. I'm a loser and want to die.

 

[UKserialkiller]

34. Like maybe $50. I'm a loser and want to die.

[cheers]

 

[WildcatFan1982]

I'm down with drinking. Just FYI I got a new job in Louisville that pays slightly more than I make now.

 

[-Mav-]

For you financial geniuses out there, net worth is assets minus debt.

Age 34, net worth $220,000

Define "assets."

 

[ndk_rivals308474]

Is my $385 million Mega Millions ticket an asset?

 

[cawoodsct]

47 and i think i bought this for $12 bucks

 

[catlanta33]

23 and if you count my trust fund I get in 2 years, roughly 56 million give or take 2 mil.

 

[CAT Scratch FVR]

Worth more dead than alive.

 

[UKserialkiller]

Worth more dead than alive.

You're an artist?

 

[-Mav-]

dead than alive.

 

[larry the cable guy]

23 and if you count my trust fund I get in 2 years, roughly 56 million give or take 2 mil.

If that is true let me be the first to say I hate you. :joy:

 

[UKGrad93]

According to an online net worth percentile calculator, I'm at the 95th percentile for my age. Which mostly means there are a lot of really poor people.

 

[TortElvisII]

Is it wrong that my Gaydar looks like Dresden radar Valentine's Day and Night 1945?

 

[Astrother]

Felt a lot better about myself before figuring out my net worth

 

[Catman100]

34. Like maybe $50. I'm a loser and want to die.

Oh this really made me LMFAO.

 

[MdWIldcat55]

Rich enough to buy and sell everyone on this thread except the probably delusional trust fund baby several times over. Too poor to think about retiring any time in the foreseeable future. So it all seems pretty meaningless.

 

[TruBluCatFan]

47. Doesn't matter. Kids spend it faster than I can earn it or draw interest. LOL

 

[kevcat]

92 and -$213,563.09

 

[UK 82]

I'll be 57 in November and I'm trying to plan it perfectly so I'll be penniless by the time I die.

 

[TruBluCatFan]

I'll be 57 in November and I'm trying to plan it perfectly so I'll be penniless by the time I die.

Hell no, I'd die in 3 days.

 

[numberonedad]

I'll be 57 in November and I'm trying to plan it perfectly so I'll be penniless by the time I die.

You got the same plan as me!...lol

 

[Lexie's Dad]

According to the guy from Nigeria, my $25 million will be here just as soon as I pay a $2,500 fee to the attorney. What could go wrong? I quit my job today.

 

[WildcatfaninOhio]

58 years old, and NOYFB!

 

[thabigbluenation]

i signed over my net worth and credit score when i signed the marriage certificate. and she didn't get much in that deal. and i wasn't aware we were supposed to acquire net anything. america is about spending and borrowing until you can't anymore. my wife's goal is probably hoping i at least die quickly so i don't milk any assets from the work 401k or work life insurance policy on my way out. /marriage

 

[UKGrad93]

I'll be 57 in November and I'm trying to plan it perfectly so I'll be penniless by the time I die.

So when you get down to your last dollar are going to go buy a candy bar, eat it and then kill yourself? I think that would be a helluva way to go out.

 

[ThwKentuckyKid]

29 and after the electric bill comes out about $2.13.

 

[BlueVelvetFog]

220,000 if I can pull this off.

 

[Get Buckets]

We tax effecting 401k's or nah?

 

[Col. Angus]

47, bout a buck fiddy.

 

[UK 82]

So when you get down to your last dollar are going to go buy a candy bar, eat it and then kill yourself? I think that would be a helluva way to go out.

Actually I'd rather die in my sleep from eating that last candy bar.

 

[krazykats]

Is life insurance an asset?

 

[LairISBackBackAgain]

OP should be banned for being so poor.

 

[BBUK]

56 and I can go out to eat when I want.izza::beer::beer::beer::sunglasses:

 

[JimmyWa11]

Everyone here is obviously poor and lazy.

 

[Elbridge]

49 and have zero debt of any kind. Still a poor by Paddock means.

 

[Get Buckets]

Is life insurance an asset?

If it has cash surrender value, yes. Or if you are referencing the classic no limit album by Mr. Serv On, yes.

 

[warrior-cat]

60 and about $110 thousand in the hole.

 

[BlueVelvetFog]

Everyone here is obviously poor and lazy.

I bet they use public toilets

 

[Hank Camacho]

Is life insurance an asset?

It is for your wife if she decides to off you.