When your MLB team is really bad - this happens

[PrestonyteParrot]

White Sox Introduce New Premium Indoor Suites With No Windows So You Don't Have To Watch The White Sox Play

CHICAGO, IL — Devoted White Sox fans were overjoyed last week to discover that Rate Field had just been fully renovated to include new premium indoor suites with no windows so that you don't have to watch the White Sox play.

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[bayrooster]

Add a buffet line and it could be like the VIP lounge at the races. The patrons are only there to gamble while watching the horse races on the monitors.