Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle is the best?
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Tuck. From the kids cartoon The wonder petsThis is one of the single most divisive issues of my generation, and as such, it may never definitively be settled.
Who gets your vote?
Gotta think the Turtles ran a train on April, right? That was definitely an open relationship in many ways. Master Splinter always gave off a pervy vibe too. No doubt he was orchestrating gang-bangs and tucked away in the corner enjoying himself while watching his Turtles go to town on that pasty *****. She had legs that went for days tho. Shew wee.
But as for your question, easily Raphael. Leonardo was a suck up nerd, Michelangelo was borderline mentally handicapped, and no one gave a damn about Donatello. When they were handing out weapons they gave his dumbass a stick and he was genuinely gracious. What a dumbass. Raphael was smart, had some sweet sai weapons that could slice some bitches up, and he knew when to pick his spots and not hog the spotlight. Good dude. I'd have a beer and a slice of NY style pizza with him.
But as for your question, easily Raphael. Leonardo was a suck up nerd, Michelangelo was borderline mentally handicapped, and no one gave a damn about Donatello. When they were handing out weapons they gave his dumbass a stick and he was genuinely gracious. What a dumbass. Raphael was smart, had some sweet sai weapons that could slice some bitches up, and he knew when to pick his spots and not hog the spotlight. Good dude. I'd have a beer and a slice of NY style pizza with him.
Agree completely. I loved the movies as a kid. I thought coach k gave an Oscar worthy performance in it.
Raphael was not a good dude. I mean he was cool....but rude.
The one wearing the blue domino mask...
F the UL red & UT orange masked ones.
And no self respecting turtle would ever wear purple.
F the UL red & UT orange masked ones.
And no self respecting turtle would ever wear purple.
Used to like michael Angelo as a kid but Leonardo was the best in the kick *** arcade game
In the video games, the best character was always either Donatello (reach and power) or Raphael (speed). Never Leonardo or Michelangelo, SOL every time.
Donatello in TMNT 1 is one of the most overpowered characters ever in a beat em up game. Hits twice as hard as the next strongest turtle and has the longest reach. Too valuable to use in the dam level.
Raphael is the best in both Turtles in Time as well as Tournament Fighters, which was Konami's awesome Street Fighter knockoff with TMNT characters from the comic books to fill out the roster.
Donatello in TMNT 1 is one of the most overpowered characters ever in a beat em up game. Hits twice as hard as the next strongest turtle and has the longest reach. Too valuable to use in the dam level.
Raphael is the best in both Turtles in Time as well as Tournament Fighters, which was Konami's awesome Street Fighter knockoff with TMNT characters from the comic books to fill out the roster.
Venus the female turtle
I keed I keed....... lol that female turtle was awful. The best turtle is Raph....
I keed I keed....... lol that female turtle was awful. The best turtle is Raph....
The one that was also a Transformer robot. Car-ravagio. See what I did there? Car-ravagio? Huh? Huh? Nevermind.
Well thanks for finally, after all these years, revealing the mystery of why I was so awful at that game. Wasted at least 100 bucks getting my *** kicked in that game.
I bet you're a real hoot at parties.
You damn right. I’m the life of the party. Because I’m not the geek discussing ninja turtles.
Sure. You're the douche that butts into a conversation, offering no value and everyone is silenty hoping you'll just go away.
Remember in TMNT 2 instead of those two lovable knucks we got:
Plus the turtles couldn't even use their weapons due to "movie violence." Good times.
Counterpoint: Vanilla Ice was in that movie.Remember in TMNT 2 instead of those two lovable knucks we got:
Plus the turtles couldn't even use their weapons due to "movie violence." Good times.
Fair trade, imo.
***** ([winking]), that is my most favorite martial arts weapon. Admittedly one of the least effective as far as practical application to fighting but, it is a good theatrical weapon.