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Wall2Boogie

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Pictures, stories, family members, what are the trashiest things you've ever seen? This thread was inspired on a true story based on my time at "walmarts" today.(inspiration is everywhere here)
First you got a chick 2 kids no rock but that doesn't complete the transformation. She has her son a toddler with his cheeks pierced. I thought I'd seen it all but this was a true white trash mircacle. Everyday on the way to work I get to witness beautiful 8+month pregnant women smoking in a line outside of a methadone clinic. That's damn sexy especially when they have their other kids standing with them. I guess the dad had to work so he couldn't watch jr and destiny. For my pic I give you the mullett. I hope some of the paddock legends have pics of some great white trash or of trashy things.
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So P.C. to just pick on "White" Trash. Be inclusive.

 
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On the way home today I passed a white beater of a car with a mom and a dad both puffing away on cigarettes, windows rolled up, with their young child in the back seat. That's a pretty pathetic thing to subject your child to.
 
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One time a few years ago in Wal-Mart a 20-something female with a very large belly and cutoff t-shirt, two kids in tow, was asking an elderly woman she was with to get her some Cheetos. The lady, riding in one of those buggy carts, said no and then the girl said "*****, I want some effin' Cheetos!" I've rarely had more contempt for someone. I've been back to Wal-Mart maybe 2 times since.
 
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What are you looking for in this thread that you didn't get in the last one?

...Just asking so maybe you will stop posting and go away
 
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I get two guaranteed phone calls a year from a particular person I know. The first is on Martin Luther King day wishing me a "happy James Earl Ray Day" and the second call on April 20th (420) at 4:20pm.
 
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Wall2Boogie

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I love seeing fat chicks that try and pull off the tramp stamp or the new fad you see almost every chick doing now, which is the cell phone in the back pocket so they stay connected. I'm sure cell phone sales go through the roof of they are a deuce/deuce half
 
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This is one of my favorite songs and it fits here. This had to be filmed in Florida.

NSFW lyrics.
 
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Last night at the store they had a sale on RC products so I came back with a pack of Big red, Squirt, and of course Royal Crown Cola. I'm still pumped about it. Goes great with my yeti cup.

I forgot the moon pies, though.
 
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Supreme Lord Z

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How to women keep their phones in their back pocket in skin tight jeans without destroying the phone?
 
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Yep. Plop em right in there. Drink a little first, unless you're wearing a white wife beater t-shirt in which case you'll want it to fizz over and give a nice stain.
 
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So I've been looking up "white trash" and essentially the search has just turned into Insane Clown Posse fans.

Seriously if there was a button to hit to just end the world, you'd be very tempted to after seeing this video.

 
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ymmot31 said:
Yep. Plop em right in there. Drink a little first, unless you're wearing a white wife beater t-shirt in which case you'll want it to fizz over and give a nice stain.
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Hmmm, sounds like a great and nutritious all-in-one snack.
 
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Mashburned said:
Hmmm, sounds like a great and nutritious all-in-one snack.
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If you've never seen the movie gummo and you want to see true white trash here's a sample picture of what you can expect. I think these kids are offspring from the banjos kid in deliverance
 
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Elbridge said:
I don't go to Walmart.
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I'm on my way to do my semiannual Walmart trip right now. Furnace filters, pet food, etc. I figure that 5:00 am is a good time because the Keystone Ice has kicked in and the white trash are all snug in their trailers.
 
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HeismanWildcat85 said:
Look, guys. This video is the "Zapruder film" for white trash. If you were trying to reach white trash Nirvana, this would be it. Don't try to top it. There's no point.

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Percentage of people in that video who have been on public assistance their entire life: :100points:%
 
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