White Zombie vs Ministry

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TurnipDaBeet

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Lets brad pittit this way

If we hangin out & u play White Zombie im chilly chill all gravy

If we hangin out & you play Ministry....

Then we chilly pimpin nuts!
 

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Probably Ministry because White Zombie hasn't been a band for over 20 years. I'll take Rob Zombie solo over either because of one reason.

This guy.
 

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-rob zombie is a schmuck.

-al jourgensen is an o.g.

-I have some ministry and revolting cocks vinyl from my youth.
 

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I'm not a huge fan of Rob Zombie or anything but I've always thought it's hilarious that when someone reaches a high level of success in music, there's a segment of people(not just on this board, although it's worse here) who automatically say they suck and there's 100 bands who've never released an album that are better.

John 5 is a more diverse and talented musician than any of the 3,000 different members that have been cycled through Ministry.
 
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Al Jourgenson is one of a kind with immense talent...but he’s also a **** up of the highest order. Very, very funny guy though. He put out an amusing autobiography a few years back where he was talking about how massive a bush Courtney Love had when she was trying to hang out with and screw some of the guys in Ministry after Cobain died. According to him, she smelled really bad and was really drunk and obnoxious as absolute hell...nobody wanted to screw her so they sent her greasy *** to bed then helped themselves to her stash.

Al Joutgenson is not a Limp Biscuit fan:

“The Limp-dickster ************, whatever his name is. I got him naked and in a cowboy hat [in a recording studio]! I’m showing him, ‘Look, you want my sound? This is my sound. This is what I use.’ And he wouldn’t believe it because just by hitting the magic button on the harmonizer that it wouldn’t make him sound exactly like me. He was that naïve. I’m like, ‘Well, try the cowboy hat.’ So I gave him my cowboy hat. . . and it still sounded like ****. So I go, ‘Why don’t you try and get naked? That’s how I sing.’ I was just bullshitting him. So he goes out and does that, and is thoroughly embarrassed, again. And then he just left. I got paid to just humiliate him for three songs. It was awesome.”
 
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