"Who's Hotter?" Rematch/Revisit: Full House Remake.

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Obviously, the aunt is still #1. But I'm not sure how it's possible she's still such a smoke show. It's been 15 years now. She went from a 10 to a 9. Good for her!

#2 is the topic of concern. Lots of people here put Steph as #2 for those massive sweater-puppets. And while they do look fantastic, especially in the trailer, she's still built like a linebacker. And that's after all the blow, keeping her weight down.

JD on the other hand, Just lovely. Older, definitely a mom, but went from chunky to the milf nextdoor in the last 15 years. That's impressive. She's had the most improvement of any cast.

Kimmy is still suicide-inducing. A distant #4.

What's intriguing is no sign of the twins, the only two cast members who were bigger blow heads than Steph. It's not like their acting careers took off, so can't imagine what they are doing. So, can't give them a rating.
 
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I think they should bring both of Twins out and act as if one has Schizophrenia.

As for these broads. Yeah, I'd hitt'em all, but they all have that Jessica Simpson mom hair do. Nothing really excites me with these.
 

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Wait, I didn't know the Olsen twins are rich...

Yeah, show looks awful. Just so damn cheesy it makes my skincrawl. Incessant one-liners from a 90's show that sucked anyways? Blarg.
 
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I'll watch the first episode, it's looking like it is going to be pretty horrendous though, might vomit if I watch more than one episode. Stephanie's only redeeming physical attribute is the boobs though. Everything else is mediocre at best.

Aunt
DJ
Stephanie
Kimmy doesn't deserve to be ranked
 
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The only way this would have been good is if the premise was grandpa Danny Tanner going through early onset dementia making crude jokes at the expense of different races / genders / religions / sexual orientations.

The family takes care of him at home and is continuously forced to apologize for his behavior in public settings.

Saget would probably prefer that, but the money is drying up and he has several live-in elite hookers to feed.
 

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It's tough to see the comedian Bob Saget was/became after he stopped Full House and Funniest videos, only to go back to being America's Dad and king wiener.
 

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Wow that show looks awful. DJ, then the aunt, then Stephanies breasts, then stephanies face.
 

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That's why I put the "was" in there. I think America was reintroduced to him in the last 10 years once he stopped being apart of this garbage network TV.. Just sucks he's going back to that. But then again, maybe it will be a riot to see him hug some 17 year old neighbor, knowing full well he's thinking about nailing her face.
 
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Steph.

Gigantic rack. Meth head. What's not to love?

Aunt Becky is pretty hot.

DJ is better than she was 20 years ago, but she probably wouldn't even let me listen to Slayer in the house and if we got hitched I'd be related to that psycho Kirk Cameron.
 

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I hope every episode ends with DJ and Steph sitting on Danny Tanner's and the uncle laps learning their lessons...then follow it up with a joke.
 

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Steph.

Gigantic rack. Meth head. What's not to love?

Aunt Becky is pretty hot.

DJ is better than she was 20 years ago, but she probably wouldn't even let me listen to Slayer in the house and if we got hitched I'd be related to that psycho Kirk Cameron.

Haha.

To be honest, she's wife material and better than the Kim Kardashians of the world.
 

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This thread needs some of this:

 

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Haha.

To be honest, she's wife material and better than the Kim Kardashians of the world.

Maybe so, but at family gatherings Kirk would probably make me watch that movie where he plays the firefighter who needs religion to help him stop fapping (I reviewed that POS as a freelancer several years ago. It was bad.)

Definitely would smash, though. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
 

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Maybe so, but at family gatherings Kirk would probably make me watch that movie where he plays the firefighter who needs religion to help him stop fapping (I reviewed that POS as a freelancer several years ago. It was bad.)

Definitely would smash, though. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

I love your synopsis of "Fireproof." Please, tell me there's a link to that somewhere.

:joy:
 
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There is another Olsen sister out there. And unlike the more famous twins, she is smoking. She has appeared nude in movies as well. Worth a google search (make sure and put the term nude in the image search).

 

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Why do shows with kids suck now compared to 15 years ago?

Example: Full House and Boy Meets World were great "kid" shows 15 years ago but their remakes Fuller House and Girl Meets World looks terrible and is GMW is terrible. The kids in the shows now are just so cheesy and bad that it's unwatchable.
 

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Girl Meets World is awful, because it tries too hard to be sappy and have a super serious lesson every episode. Topanga is still :fire:
 
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Girl Meets World is awful, because it tries too hard to be sappy and have a super serious lesson every episode. Topanga is still :fire:
I really gave that show a shot. Normally I give a show 2 episodes I give up on it, maybe 3 episodes if I am firmly on the fence about it. I went out of the way and gave that show 4 episodes, and I was nowhere close to being on the fence about it. Loved Boy Meets World, really wanted Girl Meets World to work out. Just couldn't stomach any more of it.
 

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Why do shows with kids suck now compared to 15 years ago?

Example: Full House and Boy Meets World were great "kid" shows 15 years ago but their remakes Fuller House and Girl Meets World looks terrible and is GMW is terrible. The kids in the shows now are just so cheesy and bad that it's unwatchable.

Maybe bc you are 15 years older?
 

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Steph, and not even close. Any chic that has been married 3 times, was addicted to meth for years and had a boob job wins this competition in a landslide.