Why should you date girls from Iowa?

[CatManTrue]

Because they’ll never expect a ring.

 

[SimpsonElmwood]

That’s awesome.

 

[stpaulcat]

That was unexpected.

 

[CatManTrue]

That was unexpected.

I mean they did just blow another championship opportunity.

Also, F them. Nice job Big Blue!

 

[Frabjous_rivals]

Excellent question! Iowa girls provide heat in the winter, and shade in the summer.

 

[phatcat_rivals223240]

Q: why does Kinnick Stadium have artificial turf
A: to keep the cheerleaders from grazing on it.

 

[wicker]

You can always take em bowling

 

[docrugby1]

The pot calling the kettle black ?