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muddawgs33

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<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>I have never in my life wanted to punch a Msu fan in the face as bad as I did this past weekend. When I go to road games in the SEC, I don't go in expecting to win unless it's at Kentucky or Vandy. I always go in thinking we have a chance to win if this and this happens. Well I had the fortune of sitting in front of the worst Msu fan ever. I don't know if this guy was breast fed till he was in high school or what but I have never heard so much pampering from his momma like I did Saturday. I know if I said some of the stuff he said, my mom would have whooped my *** right there in that stadium, but instead his mom just kept agging it on...<div>
</div><div><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>It started in the 1st quarter when we were driving down for our 1st score and the Msu fans around us were standing and cheering our team on except for douche bag while him and his family were bitching about everything and then I get the "tap". Anyone who has ever received the "tap" knows the eerie feeling you get in the pit of your stomach, because you know exactly what's about to happen next and you start thinking will I respond with a witty smart *** response or will I take the high road and avoid the ensuing confrontation between this person and friends or family. I slowly make the turn to see this 70 year old man sitting on his *** and he says, "Sonny can you sit down, so I can see the game." It was almost like time stood still or either I stared at this old geezer for 5 minutes going back and forth whether to say something smart *** or just comply to avoid further confrontation... Well being the 1st QTR, I just said sure and turned around and sat down and started using the old neck stretch to see the game. </div><div>
</div><div><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>Well as the game goes on, this old geezer's grandson, who is in his mid 20's, continues to whine and complain about how terrible we are (this is when I knew he was a sixpacker) and how he wants Wilson fired because our DB's are playing 6 yards off the ball.... Now I'm no football coach but I think 6 yards is a good distance if you don't have the corners to bump and run with the Wr's and it's much improved from our 10 to 12 yards we were playing earlier in the year. Anyway as the game goes along, Relf is getting killed and I guess this fine upstanding ****** was getting tired of us not scoring any points and so he yells out that we need to put Russell in the game. Well the next play Relf gets hit and stays down for a minute and this *** hat says, I hope Relf has a broken leg so we can get him out of the game and put Russell in.... First thought that comes inton my head is I just met Rebelbruiser and he's a closet Msu fan... The best part is his mom agrees with him on everything he is saying. Now I'm thinking this guy has outdone himself and there is no way he can out do himself till his mom tells him that a UGA fan just said Hotty Toddy to which his response was, " I hope they die in a fiery car crash on the way home." I'm thinking did that guy just say that until his mom pipes up with yeah that's what needs to happen.... Now I'm just dumbfounded because this moron has gone from wishing for Relf to break his leg to hoping the opposing team fans die in a fiery car crash. And just when I think it can't get any worse, this dubmass ***** starts yelling out, "well our Jumbotron is bigger and better." Needless to say, I felt like I was sitting by a teenager and I have never sat by an Msu fan that could not say one positive thing from the start of the game to the end of the game. Even during the Croom years and that's saying something...</div><div>
</div><div><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>The only thing I would like to say to that fan is if you are that miserable being an Msu fan, please stop because we don't need or want you thanks, from Msu fans trying to enjoying a beautiful day at Sanford Stadium... I also had every intention of plastering your picture on sixpack to warn future sixpackers sitting by you what they can expect from the game and for being the worst Msu fan possible, but I decided to use my better judgement and not post your ugly mug even though I think you are one of the biggest piece of ***** to ever represent our school and team. </div>
 

UpTheMiddlex3Punt

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Back when I lived out of state, I was working at a hospital. Early one morning, I saw this guy wearing a Mississippi State shirt. He had the look of a guy whose wife was about to give birth. Anyways, I decided to strike up a conversation with this fellow Bulldog fan. It's no big secret here that I was a supporter of Templeton and Croom, but I decided to see what this guy thought and told him that I had concerns about the leadership of our school, getting rid of Templeton and Croom, and that I was worried about the direction it was going. Instead of a kind, thoughtful response, the guy goes ballistic on me, saying that I was dumb and that he had no time for talking to people who thought we shouldn't have fired Croom. He had a few other patronizing words for me too before storming off. I saw him later with a new baby. Who would have thought a guy waiting on the birth of his kid would act that way?
 

dawgstudent

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Dawgbreeze

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If you had said we should have kept Templeton and Croom. Those two set us back decades and Templeton hurt us and some of his decisions are still hurting us.
 

Coach34

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Dawgbreeze said:
If you had said we should have kept Templeton and Croom. Those two set us back decades and Templeton hurt us and some of his decisions are still hurting us.
that you have to say nice things about Crooms