Would you do the Ugly Sweater Golden State dancing lady

[lacocat]

She looks annoying but I'd hit it

 

[WayneDougan_rivals170043]

No

 

[Rupp'sRunt]

Gross

 

[mashburned]

Lmao hell yes, she's hilarious.

 

[jwheat]

No doubt.

 

[rudd1]

-her hips don't lie.

 

[Astrother]

ABSOLUTELY. Look at that enthusiasm. She'd be a fun time for sure.

 

[Rebelfreedomeagle]

I would, but would have to get away immediately after. I can't imagine spending time with her post-sex.

 

[_Zardoz_]

It'd be like screwing that old lady from The Blacklist, only with less intrigue and subterfuge. Pass.

 

[Ineverplayedthegame]

2 drink minimum would apply

 

[DSmith21]

An unattractive, 50-something attention seeker. That would be a big no. Reminds me of the church-lady from SNL.

 

[UKGrad93]

Why not. She's got a lot of confidence. I'll bet she's wild in bed.

 

[MdWIldcat55]

Doggy Style only. She looks like she can work her hips and I can use my imagination to conjure a less boner-killing face, as long as it is buried in a pillow. It wouldn't be the first time...

 

[funKYcat75]

You have to draw the line somewhere, and mine is juuuuuuuuust above her.

 

[_Zardoz_]

Doggy Style only. She looks like she can work her hips and I can use my imagination to conjure a less boner-killing face...

[laughing]

Friend: I've got a friend you should ask out on a date.
Me: What does she look like?
Friend: She's not a model, but her face won't kill your boner.
Me: Sweet, what's her number?

 

[Bluetick2100]

She's a double sack girl for sure.
One sack over her head and one sack over my head just in case hers comes off.

 

[Rebelfreedomeagle]

An unattractive, 50-something attention seeker. That would be a big no. Reminds me of the church-lady from SNL.

 

[JDHoss]

Would, with gusto....

Hey man, I gotta straighten my face
This mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place

 

[Wall2Boogie]

Iid wear a matching sweater and take her to the parking lot at halftime and knock the back end out of it. Of course dancing man has probably already deflowered her already

 

[BlueVelvetFog]

I'd hit it










With a Volvo

 

[Hank Camacho]

You know she squirts.

 

[nickhorvathsuxazz]

i've done uglier

 

[Moopyj]

yes

 

[electricdreammachine_rivals145615]

I just want to know if Willy would eat her butt, I'm thinking yes.

 

[AustinTXCat]

Why not. She's got a lot of confidence. I'll bet she's wild in bed.

+1. Likely a beast.

I just want to know if Willy would eat her butt, I'm thinking yes.

Fairly safe bet.

 

[Kooky Kats_anon]

Pound town.

Dog pound, that is. Nope.

 

[LordEgg_rivals16573]

You know she squirts.

But from where and How Often?

 

[MegaBlue05]

GD right I would.

She can work it, and I can't see that face in the dark. Whiskey's coaxed me into banging much, much worse.

 

[Pulaski Cat Fan_rivals377587]

Hell yes I'd hit it. I've hit worse, and wanted to.

 

[Pulaski Cat Fan_rivals377587]

The worst I've ever had was still wonderful. By all means I would.