Would you do the Ugly Sweater Golden State dancing lady

_Zardoz_

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It'd be like screwing that old lady from The Blacklist, only with less intrigue and subterfuge. Pass.

 

DSmith21

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An unattractive, 50-something attention seeker. That would be a big no. Reminds me of the church-lady from SNL.

 
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MdWIldcat55

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Doggy Style only. She looks like she can work her hips and I can use my imagination to conjure a less boner-killing face, as long as it is buried in a pillow. It wouldn't be the first time...
 

funKYcat75

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You have to draw the line somewhere, and mine is juuuuuuuuust above her.
 

_Zardoz_

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Doggy Style only. She looks like she can work her hips and I can use my imagination to conjure a less boner-killing face...
[laughing]

Friend: I've got a friend you should ask out on a date.
Me: What does she look like?
Friend: She's not a model, but her face won't kill your boner.
Me: Sweet, what's her number?
 

Bluetick2100

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She's a double sack girl for sure.
One sack over her head and one sack over my head just in case hers comes off.
 

JDHoss

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Would, with gusto....

Hey man, I gotta straighten my face
This mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place
 

Wall2Boogie

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Iid wear a matching sweater and take her to the parking lot at halftime and knock the back end out of it. Of course dancing man has probably already deflowered her already
 

MegaBlue05

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GD right I would.

She can work it, and I can't see that face in the dark. Whiskey's coaxed me into banging much, much worse.