Would you know a EMP Occurrence-

[OSOK]

If if happen to you.

Ways to tell if it is naturally occurrence.

1. The weatherman gives you a 24 hour or more warning.

2. The Aurora Borealis is beautiful and further south than usual.

3. You might have car trouble.

Ways to tell if it is man-made occurrence.

1. Your electricity does not work

2. Your phones do not work. (land line included)

3.Your car does not work.

4. Your computer does not work.

Strong Hints to make sure

5. Your neighbors are pouring out of their houses at two in the morning.

6.You live next to an airport, their is no planes in the sky.

7. You live next to an interstate highway and no cars are moving .

8. Your neighbors all want to borrow TP paper. (comic relief)

 

[TortElvisII]

The Earth is flat ..

 

[-Mav-]

The only thing more unbelievable than an EMP is your command of syntax.

 

[funKYcat75]

TP paper. (comic relief)

You’re hilarious. People are going to die from this LMNOP or whatever you’re talking about.

 

[DSmith21]

If if happen to you.

Ways to tell if it is naturally occurrence.

1. The weatherman gives you a 24 hour or more warning.

2. The Aurora Borealis is beautiful and further south than usual.

3. You might have car trouble.

Ways to tell if it is man-made occurrence.

1. Your electricity does not work

2. Your phones do not work. (land line included)

3.Your car does not work.

4. Your computer does not work.

Strong Hints to make sure

5. Your neighbors are pouring out of their houses at two in the morning.

6.You live next to an airport, their is no planes in the sky.

7. You live next to an interstate highway and no cars are moving .

8. Your neighbors all want to borrow TP paper. (comic relief)

9. You live in Iran and your government keeps trying to pick a fight with the U.S. while a republican sits in the White House.

 

[WayneDougan_rivals170043]

9. You live in Iran and your government keeps trying to pick a fight with the U.S. while a republican is in office.

Ways to tell if it is a natural occurrence.

4. You live in Iran, the US has a Democrat in office, and your terrorist enabling government just received the latest tranch of a $500B payout.

 

[Spica Orbit]

The only thing more unbelievable than an EMP is your command of syntax.

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He had me at "TP paper"......

Spica Orbit

 

[thabigbluenation]

the odds are that emp occurrence is the result of a nuclear detonation of some sort...so that brief moment you realize nothing is working will be your last...so don't worry too much

 

[RacerX.ksr]

the odds are that emp occurrence is the result of a nuclear detonation of some sort...so that brief moment you realize nothing is working will be your last...so don't worry too much

Well I guess that just about wraps up this thread. Kev, what ya got on your mind?

 

[funKYcat75]

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He had me at "TP paper"......

Spica Orbit

TP paper is the paper outside of a Scott’s roll that you can get at the Dollar Tree. If you’re using that as TP then things are worse than they seem.

 

[Pickle_Rick]

I have been places without TP. Believe me, it's one of the small things that make life enjoyable. Never joke about your TP supply. And water.

 

[starchief]

I have been places without TP. Believe me, it's one of the small things that make life enjoyable. Never joke about your TP supply. And water.

 

[BlueVelvetFog]

I have 25 dried boogers under my driver-side seat.

 

[jameslee32]

FIFY

9. You live in Iran and your government keeps trying to pick a fight with the U.S. while a ***** egomaniac sits in the White House.

 

[Wall Knight Teague]

FIFY

Killary lost, dude.