Would you shoot a Lobster?

[Tskware]

Even if only to crack one of its claws?

 

[Bill Withers]

Even if only to crack one of its claws?

Nah, boiling them is the way to go.

 

[H. Lecter]

You’d ruin the meat I’d think

 

[Vismund]

If that lobster is in my house touching my stuff you best belee dat.

 

[TomTraubertsBlues]

If he has it coming.

 

[OldEvilleCat]

Not a blue one ....definitely the red ones!

 

[UKvisitor_rivals101449]

That lobster meat is great but it makes me cringe when I find out how my meal was prepared.
My 1st lobster was a reward from local fishermen in Point Pleasant Beach, NJ.
I was in the Coast Guard then. We would go out and save their *** and they would feed us well.

 

[UpstateNYCat]

Mmmmm, lobster roll.

 

[Bill Withers]

Mmmmm, lobster roll.

Man, now I'm craving sushi

 

[funKYcat75]

I don’t even own a gun, but if a lobster rolled up on me, he’s getting two shots to the dome. Execution style. I’d find his mama and his kids and make them watch. It would be video’d, stored in my google drive, and I’d turn link sharing ON and OPEN TO ALL VIEWERS, then roll up to every Meijer, Wal*Mart, Red Lobster, buy a 70” smart TV and log my **** in and make them captive red *** bitches watch on a loop what happened to their compadre. Watch those beady little eye antennae start to droop as they see what I’m capable of.

you might ask yourself, “why are you doing this?”

them lobsters know what they did.

 

[chroix]

If it was a wicked lobstah for sure.

 

[Backer cutter]

If it was swiping my shrimp and garlic bread yeah.

 

[RacerX.ksr]

I've shot lobster before, but I didn't mainline. I can quit anytime I want.

 

[Rebelfreedomeagle]

I'll shoot first.

 

[AustinTXCat]

This stuff actually happens. God bless America.

 

[roguemocha]

You don’t shoot lobster, you catch it with your hands silly. That’s the Florida way. Unless you’re talking Stone crab and then you catch them in traps, like most other crab.

 

[RacerX.ksr]

You don’t shoot lobster, you catch it with your hands silly. That’s the Florida way. Unless you’re talking Stone crab and then you catch them in traps, like most other crab.

link?

 

[AustinTXCat]

You don’t shoot lobster, you catch it with your hands silly. That’s the Florida way. Unless you’re talking Stone crab and then you catch them in traps, like most other crab.

Chicken necks on a string for the win.

 

[Wildcats1st]

I’ve shot some lobster with my speargun. Night time 50’ down under a big rock big *** lobster I said screw it and pulled that sucker out with my spear.

 

[funKYcat75]

You don’t shoot lobster, you catch it with your hands silly. That’s the Florida way. Unless you’re talking Stone crab and then you catch them in traps, like most other crab.

You live in Florida?


(I kid)

 

[funKYcat75]

These are outstanding finds.

I'll shoot first.

This stuff actually happens. God bless America.