You can now buy a flame-throwing robot dog for under $10 grand

[J_Dee]

Ars Technica: You can now buy a flame-throwing robot dog for under $10,000

I know what I'm asking for this Christmas! It's all I ever wanted.

 

[Blueisbest]

OOHH!! I want one!!

 

[Nightwish84]

I'd rather spend $10,000 on a Patrick Swayze robot that says lines from Road House and Point Break but it's also a dishwasher, microwave, and mini fridge.

 

[_ukcat]

 

[Rebelfreedomeagle]

There was a time when people didn’t take things like this seriously. Get your policy today.

 

[Ron Mehico]

I mean….why?

 

[thabigbluenation]

I mean….why?

'Merica, that's why

 

[CaptainBoogerBuns]

Just shut up and take my money!!

 

[J_Dee]

I mean….why?

Well I'd like to pit five against each other in a duel in Fayette Mall on the Saturday before Christmas. I've been mostly good this entire year so I think I deserve it.

 

[fisherscatfan_rivals101526]

Ars Technica: You can now buy a flame-throwing robot dog for under $10,000

I know what I'm asking for this Christmas! It's all I ever wanted.

That is awesome!

 

[LordEggForgotHisPassword_rivals]

or you could duct tape a hairspray can and a zippo lighter to your dog and see if that is a reasonable cost savings approach to terrorizing your HOA.

 

[JumperJack]

 

[PhDcat2018]

That's Columbia University right?

Do this ^ to that

 

[J_Dee]

Well the Thermonater's old hat now. Now I want a jetpack and a samurai sword.

 

[Captain Forehead]

But, can I teach the son of a b**** to s*** on my neighbor's lawn?

 

[Ryan Lemonds Hair]

That is a bargain but I am saving up for a Rev-9.