The Envelope, Please: Week 1 Awards
Every week, I’ll scan the nation and hand out awards. Without further ado … the envelope, please.
GAMES
Play this again: No. 3 Ohio State 14, No. 1 Texas 7
Never play this again: USC 73, Missouri State 13
What? USF 34, No. 25 Boise State 7
Huh? Tarleton State 30, Army 27 2 OTs
Are you kidding me? No. 9 LSU 17, No. 4 Clemson 10
Oh. My. God: Florida State 31, No. 8 Alabama 17
Told you so: Tulane 23, Northwestern 3
COACHES
Wish I was him: Brian Kelly, LSU
Glad I’m not him: Steve Sarkisian, Texas
Lucky guy: Matt Rhule, Nebraska
Poor guy: Marcus Freeman, Notre Dame
Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Matt Campbell, Iowa State
Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: David Braun, Northwestern
Desperately seeking … anything: Kalen DeBoer, Alabama
TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Illinois
Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Boise State
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Arkansas-Pine Bluff
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t: Florida State
Dang, they’re good: Utah
Dang, they’re bad: Kansas State
Did the season start? Colorado
Can the season never end? Penn State
