The Envelope, Please: Week 7 Awards
Every week, I’ll scan the nation and hand out awards. Without further ado … the envelope, please.
GAMES
Play this again: No. 8 Alabama 27, No. 14 Missouri 24
Never play this again: Wake Forest 39, Oregon State 14
What? Colorado 24, No. 24 Iowa State 17
Huh? Northwestern 22, Penn State 21
Are you kidding me? Pitt 34, No. 25 Florida State 31
Oh. My. God: Texas 23, No. 6 Oklahoma 6
Told you so: No. 1 Ohio State 34, No. 17 Illinois 16
COACHES
Wish I was him: Curt Cignetti, Indiana
Glad I’m not him: James Franklin, Penn State
Lucky guy: Kalani Sitake, BYU
Poor guy: Mike Locksley, Maryland
Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Joey McGuire, Texas Tech
Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Jonathan Smith, Michigan State
Desperately seeking … anything: Luke Fickell, Wisconsin
TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Washington
Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Florida State
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: N.C. State
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t: Northwestern
Dang, they’re good: Indiana
Dang, they’re bad: Oklahoma State
Did the season start? Wisconsin
Can the season never end? UCLA
