The Envelope, Please: Week Four Awards
Every week, I’ll scan the nation and hand out awards. Without further ado … the envelope, please.
GAMES
Play this again: No. 21 Michigan 30, Nebraska 27
Never play this again: No. 20 Vanderbilt 70, Georgia State 21
What? Maryland 27, Wisconsin 10
Huh? No. 17 Texas Tech 34, No. 16 Utah 10
Are you kidding me? Tulsa 19, Oklahoma State 12
Oh. My. God: No. 19 Indiana 63, No. 9 Illinois 10
Told you so: No. 11 Oklahoma 24, No. 22 Auburn 17
COACHES
Wish I was him: Curt Cignetti, Indiana
Glad I’m not him: Luke Fickell, Wisconsin
Lucky guy: Kenny Dillingham, Arizona State
Poor guy: Billy Napier, Florida
Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Eli Drinkwitz, Missouri
Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Dabo Swinney, Clemson
Desperately seeking … anything: Bill Belichick, North Carolina
TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Notre Dame
Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Utah
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Washington State
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t: Syracuse
Dang, they’re good: USC
Dang, they’re bad: Stanford
Did the season start? Arkansas
Can the season never end? Oklahoma
