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The Envelope, Please: Week Six Awards

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Every week, I’ll scan the nation and hand out awards. Without further ado … the envelope, please.

GAMES

Play this again: No. 24 Virginia 30, Louisville 27 OT

Never play this again: No. 5 Oklahoma 44, Kent State 0

What? Clemson 38, North Carolina 10

Huh? Cincinnati 38, No. 14 Iowa State 30

Are you kidding me? Florida 29, No. 9 Texas 21

Oh. My. God: UCLA 42, No. 7 Penn State 37

Told you so: No. 10 Alabama 30, No. 16 Vanderbilt 14

COACHES

Wish I was him: Kalani Sitake, BYU

Glad I’m not him: Mike Norvell, Florida State

Lucky guy: Dave Aranda, Baylor

Poor guy: Mike Locksley, Maryland

Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Brent Brennan, Arizona

Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: James Franklin, Penn State

Desperately seeking … anything: Bill Belichick, North Carolina

TEAMS

Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Miami

Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Iowa State

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Oklahoma State

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t: UCLA

Dang, they’re good: Ohio State

Dang, they’re bad: Boston College

Did the season start? Wisconsin

Can the season never end? UNLV

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