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The Envelope, Please: Week Three Awards

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Every week, I’ll scan the nation and hand out awards. Without further ado … the envelope, please.

GAMES

Play this again: No. 16 Texas A&M 41, No. 8 Notre Dame 40

Never play this again: No. 22 Indiana 73, Indiana State 0

What? Vanderbilt 31, South Carolina 7

Huh? North Texas 59, Washington State 10

Are you kidding me? New Mexico 35, UCLA 10

Oh. My. God: Georgia Tech 24, No. 12 Clemson 21

Told you so: No. 6 Georgia 44, No. 15 Tennessee 41 OT

COACHES

Wish I was him: Brent Key, Georgia Tech

Glad I’m not him: Chris Klieman, Kansas State

Lucky guy: Kirby Smart, Georgia

Poor guy: Marcus Freeman, Notre Dame

Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Clark Lea, Vanderbilt

Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Shane Beamer, South Carolina

Desperately seeking … anything: DeShaun Foster, UCLA

TEAMS

Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Nebraska

Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Texas

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Northwestern

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t: Missouri State

Dang, they’re good: Ohio State

Dang, they’re bad: Virginia Tech

Did the season start? Oregon State

Can the season never end? Cal

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