The Envelope, Please: Week Two Awards
Every week, I’ll scan the nation and hand out awards. Without further ado … the envelope, please.
GAMES
Play this again: Baylor 48, No. 17 SMU 45
Never play this again: No. 1 Ohio State 70, Grambling 0
What? Ohio 17, West Virginia 10
Huh? Mississippi State 24, No. 12 Arizona State 20
Are you kidding me? Army 24, Kansas State 21
Oh. My. God: South Florida 18, No. 13 Florida 16
Told you so: UNLV 30, UCLA 23
COACHES
Wish I was him: Brent Venables, Oklahoma
Glad I’m not him: DeShaun Foster, UCLA
Lucky guy: Jonathan Smith, Michigan State
Poor guy: Rich Rodriguez, West Virginia
Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Matt Campbell, Iowa State
Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Billy Napier, Florida
Desperately seeking … anything: Chris Klieman, Kansas State
TEAMS
Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Tennessee
Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: SMU
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Oklahoma State
Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t: Army
Dang, they’re good: Illinois
Dang, they’re bad: Virginia Tech
Did the season start? Stanford
Can the season never end? Vanderbilt
