The envelope, please: Week 10 awards

Every week, I’ll scan the nation and hand out awards. Without further ado … the envelope, please …

GAMES

Play this again: No. 10 LSU 32, No. 6 Alabama 31

Never play this again: Florida State 45, Miami 3

What? No. 24 Texas 34, No. 13 Kansas State 27

Huh? Kansas 37, No. 16 Oklahoma State 16

Are you kidding me? No. 3 Georgia 27, No. 1 Tennessee 13

Oh. My. God: Michigan State 23, No. 16 Illinois 15

Told you so: Baylor 38, Oklahoma 35

COACHES

Wish I was him: Marcus Freeman, Notre Dame

Glad I’m not him: Brent Venables, Oklahoma

Lucky guy: Brian Kelly, LSU

Poor guy: Dabo Swinney Clemson

Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Kalen DeBoer, Washington

Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Sam Pittman, Arkansas

Desperately seeking … anything: Brent Pry, Virginia Tech

TEAMS

Thought you’d kick butt, you did: Michigan

Thought you’d kick butt, you didn’t: Arkansas

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you did: Indiana

Thought you’d get your butt kicked, you didn’t: Northwestern

Dang, they’re good: Georgia

Dang, they’re bad: Texas A&M

Did the season start? Auburn

Can the season never end? Kansas