Game Haiku

[ubercat]

Is today Blursday
Or maybe it's now Whyday
How's this done, again?

 

[Titanium999]

Heading West Shortly!
Go our Beloved Wildcats!
Laying Down the Law!

 

[Titanium999]

West Division Lead?
Will be the Wildcat Nation!
Including Midvale!

 

[Titanium999]

Shutting Down Iowa!
Will Prove to be a challenge
Saturday, Midday!

 

[horns4lives]

lol... appreciated.

 

[cattul]

Wildcat on the prowl
Crunch goes the little turtle
Does Herky taste good?

 

[stpaulcat]

Wildcat on the prowl
Crunch goes the little turtle
Does Herky taste good?

Turtle was last week
The Jerk has a pull to it,
But Cats bite it off

 

[Alvious]

Covid 19 blows.
That is it. That's the haiku.
This line is extra.

 

[stpaulcat]

Noah Webster meets
Ladies of I_wa City
And concocts a win

 

[Alaskawildkat]

Uber has returned
Inspiring haiku karma
For a Wildcat win

 

[ubercat]

Hawgs apoplectic
Bowser tramples their corn maze
Field of Screams silenced

 

[Hungry Jack]

That guy in the pic
Might have his head facing the
Wrong d...never mind

 

[Hungry Jack]

Black and gold hot pants
Look good on a disco floor
When the lights are low

 

[loyolacat]

Iowa you task me
chase them round the moons of IC
and I shall have them

 

[stpaulcat]

Cats bring the big hogs
From Waterloo to Des Moines
stunned Iowa fans

 

[GOUNUII]

Ghosts of Hayden Fry
Goblins from the fields at night
Surrender to Cats

 

[DaCat]

Ghosts of Hayden Fry
Goblins from the fields at night
Surrender to Cats

Cats and Hawks flip roles
I hope we don't hurt their boys
Thanks to Hayden Fry

 

[Fcmchi1]

The Hawk can fly high
Yet the Cat can bring him low
Fall Hawk, Cat’s dinner

 

[stpaulcat]

This state fair ain't just
for Iowa bigs, NU
brings home the ribbons.

 

[stpaulcat]

Across Iowa
The cry is heard, ow wow ouch!
Cats put'n a hurt on.

 

[Amcat]

Son in law is a
Ha_k-eye. Not sorry for him
We own double-u


Go Cats!

 

[Alaskawildkat]

Uber has returned
Inspiring haiku karma
For a Wildcat win

Ghosts of Hayden Fry
Goblins from the fields at night
Surrender to Cats

Cats go for the W
Iowa tries for the trick
Wildcats take the treat

 

[Hungry Jack]

Swine flu pandemics
Are halted with Purple Vax
Cats flatten hawk curves

 

[Alaskawildkat]

Noah Webster meets
Ladies of I_wa City
And concocts a win

Hawgs apoplectic
Bowser tramples their corn maze
Field of Screams silenced

Cats bring the big hogs
From Waterloo to Des Moines
stunned Iowa fans

Ghosts of Hayden Fry
Goblins from the fields at night
Surrender to Cats

The Hawk can fly high
Yet the Cat can bring him low
Fall Hawk, Cat’s dinner

This state fair ain't just
for Iowa bigs, NU
brings home the ribbons.

Across Iowa
The cry is heard, ow wow ouch!
Cats put'n a hurt on.

Cats go for the W
Iowa tries for the trick
Wildcats take the treat

Swine flu pandemics
Are halted with Purple Vax
Cats flatten hawk curves

Cats go for the W
Iowa tries for the trick
Wildcats take the treat


Once again the haiku karma came through for a win.

 

[Hungry Jack]

And thus it was so
An inauspicious debut
Did not deter Cats