The 2023 CFB All-Name Team

[rudedude]

Were Key and Peele involved in naming these guys?

 

[Bkmtnittany1]

Were Key and Peele involved in naming these guys?

Titsworth…. Gotta have a smokin hot girlfriend… FLAG!

 

[Bkmtnittany1]

General Booty… wasn’t that the $2 cover charge at the Phyrst back in the early 80’s?

 

[BostonNit]

Decoldest Crawford has an NIL deal with a local HVAC company. It's Decoldest!

 

[rudedude]

Titsworth…. Gotta have a smokin hot girlfriend… FLAG!

 

[LionJim]

I always thought Bill Cosby had a point about naming your kids a certain way.

 

[Bob78]

Titsworth…. Gotta have a smokin hot girlfriend… FLAG!

Wonder if his future wife will keep her maiden name??

 

[BobPSU92]

Wonder if his future wife will keep her maiden name??

Alotta Fagina-Titsworth

 

[psuro]

Alotta Fagina-Titsworth

Ophelia Titsworth Yomoney.

 

[LionJim]

Ophelia Titsworth Yomoney.

I’m speechless.

 

[ps_1294]

Do you think UK will let Octavious Oxendide wear double zero?

 

[Bob78]

Ophelia Titsworth Yomoney.

Hmmm. Does she have a twin sister, Sophia, who might marry General Booty??
Sophia Titsworth-Booty.

 

[BVSt.Paul]

If the opponent is piling on Shittah Salah, hopefully they’ll be told to get off the Shittah.

 

[BobPSU92]

If the opponent is piling on Shittah Salah, hopefully they’ll be told to get off the Shittah.

After hitting the training table, “Shittah’s full!”

 

[Bkmtnittany1]

After hitting the training table, “Shittah’s full!”

If he got hurt and could not play the 2nd half of a game..."No Shittah!"

 

[Bkmtnittany1]

If the opponent is piling on Shittah Salah, hopefully they’ll be told to get off the Shittah.

If the OL could not block him..."Tough Shittah!"

 

[Bkmtnittany1]

If Moh Bility was scratched from a game, there would be a Lack of Moh Bility!

 

[Bkmtnittany1]

After hitting the training table, “Shittah’s full!”

If he showed up late for practice and gave a lame excuse the coach could say, "That's a crock of shittah!"

 

[Thorndike2021]

Where's McCringleberry?

 

[Meat Lab]

Where's McCringleberry?

He went to visit Willie Fistergash.