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Kceasthawk@77

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Better arm all around. Doesn't seem to have the "moxie", but he does seem to be emotionally dead inside which is what KF desires.
"Seems to be emotionally dead inside". Please elaborate on your ridiculous statement. Because he doesn't fall apart like Heck did after the first thing that went wrong when he threw that pick?
 
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Kceasthawk@77

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Heck gets zero touches in the 4th quarter.

Explain that poop connoisseurs ?
Because the time has long since passed for this QB merry go round, if were going to keep moving forward. I'd have been fine with Heck playing in the 4th, but YOU would only have been here whining when they didn't let him throw the ball, so, whatever.....
 

AlexanderUrinis

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"Seems to be emotionally dead inside". Please elaborate on your ridiculous statement. Because he doesn't fall apart like Heck did after the first thing that went wrong when he threw that pick?
First, settle down spaz. Second, yes, something along the lines of you answering your own question with a question.
 

BroncHawk

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Brown was a D+
Heck was an F.

D+ QB play would have been good enough to win.
He had the ball 8 times. 2 INTs, 1 TD, 1 turnover that wasn’t his (but he fumbled on that drive), 4 punts. He had plenty of opportunities to win the game and he didn’t.
 

WDSMHawk

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He had the ball 8 times. 2 INTs, 1 TD, 1 turnover that wasn’t his (but he fumbled on that drive), 4 punts. He had plenty of opportunities to win the game and he didn’t.

Heck had the ball 5 times. 1 int (could have easily been 3), 1 fg where we lost yards on the drive, and 3 punts (on 2 of those drives he missed Diaz who was open deep twice).

Not saying Hank played great, good, or even average but if he had played the whole game we likely would have won.
 

BroncHawk

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Heck had the ball 5 times. 1 int (could have easily been 3), 1 fg where we lost yards on the drive, and 3 punts (on 2 of those drives he missed Diaz who was open deep twice).

Not saying Hank played great, good, or even average but if he had played the whole game we likely would have won.
I’m not arguing that Heck would have won the game. I’m arguing that neither was good enough to win the game.
 

Kceasthawk@77

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First, settle down spaz. Second, yes, something along the lines of you answering your own question with a question.
Super, another poster who has to resort to name calling after being called out for making such a ludicrous statement. You be you though, its entertaining anyway, kind of..
 

Kceasthawk@77

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He had the ball 8 times. 2 INTs, 1 TD, 1 turnover that wasn’t his (but he fumbled on that drive), 4 punts. He had plenty of opportunities to win the game and he didn’t.
He had the ball 8 times. 2 INTs, 1 TD, 1 turnover that wasn’t his (but he fumbled on that drive), 4 punts. He had plenty of opportunities to win the game and he didn’t.
2 int put on him. One was a fumble when he was being sacked because his arm went forward. The other should have been credited to RVZ dropping a good pass, (if they did put blame in the right place of course).
 

Kceasthawk@77

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Heck had the ball 5 times. 1 int (could have easily been 3), 1 fg where we lost yards on the drive, and 3 punts (on 2 of those drives he missed Diaz who was open deep twice).

Not saying Hank played great, good, or even average but if he had played the whole game we likely would have won.
And if so, he'd be 6-1 in his starts at Iowa.
 

3-D_chess

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Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen, I can see the hillbilly inbreeding has not been kind to many of you.

Prior to the game yesterday Hecklinski had the higher ESPN QB rating134 to 129 (rounding). After the game Hank had notched up to 135. But if Heck was the starter whose to say those numbers wouldn't have been more tilted in Heck's favor?

Secondly, Hank's best FBS outing was putting up 40 on N. Illinois, who is 0-8 on the season. In his only start-to-finish game Heck put up 41 on Washington who is 5-3 on the season.

So while I am happy to see improvement with Hank, who knows how good Heck would be if he were givin the same opportunities as Brown.

Now I realize that everyone from Ragnar to Iowalaw is now sold on who is better, but we're not talking about a fair sample comparison, and they both know that.

I think if Heck had been sat for a series against Minny he would've come back in with renewed focus and lead us to victory. As it stands Hank lead us to a defeat and probably cost us a chance at the playoffs.

Now if you want to take the blame off Hank and Heck for that game and lay the loss at the feat of the HC who sucks whenever he has two weeks to prepare ... well, I can go along with that. I mean Capt. Centimillionaire gets the credit for wins, he should get the credit for when we lose.
 

3-D_chess

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I wasn't gonna bring this up but since Kcuck is pushing false narratives in multiple threads I'll go ahead and say it.
Hank is 5-2 on the season. He owns both losses because he got the majority of snaps in both games.
Heck is 1-0.
Now it's impossible to know our record if the snap counts were reversed, but the above W-L record is reality.
 

Trakker

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I wasn't gonna bring this up but since Kcuck is pushing false narratives in multiple threads I'll go ahead and say it.
Hank is 5-2 on the season. He owns both losses because he got the majority of snaps in both games.
Heck is 1-0.
Now it's impossible to know our record if the snap counts were reversed, but the above W-L record is reality.
Need to work on your troll skills
 

Passing Is For COMMIES

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Brown was injured not benched if you want to be correct.
He was fully healthy for Minnesota, he was benched. That gameplan seemed designed for Hecklinski, after Brown's performance against Wisconsin you have to wonder if Iowa wins if Brown starts and plays the whole game.
 

uihawk82

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He was fully healthy for Minnesota, he was benched. That gameplan seemed designed for Hecklinski, after Brown's performance against Wisconsin you have to wonder if Iowa wins if Brown starts and plays the whole game.
I thought they meant benched for Wash game
 
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Y'all know who you are.
You wanted Hank and another 9-win season.

Get ready for a HECK of a season that includes the playoffs!!!!!

Mary finally had the conversation, reminding the fossil that at his age his opportunities were drying up. It was now or never. And a spot in the playoffs was the only way to convince Beth to let him appoint Brian as his successor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The thread that ages like a mid-tier wine...
 

WDSMHawk

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Guys, we only have 1 loss if Heck is the starter from game one, maybe zero.

Though Hank is definitely a quality backup.

Also, BJ should be starting at tailback. Waayyyyyyyyy faster than Phillips.

We'd be in the Top 10 with one loss if Heck hadn't pooped himself at Minnesota.
 
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