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dawgstudent

Heisman

Apr 15, 2003

40,567

22,446

113

• Sep 7, 2026

• #1

The owner of Strange Brew or I will pick the winner and if he deems it worthy - it will make the marquee at Strange Brew. Plus, you will also win a $20 gift card to Strange Brew AND a $20 gift card to Churn and Spoon Creamery. So $40 in gift cards!!

We will pick the winner Wednesday for those who celebrate Labor Day.

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PBRME

All-American

Feb 12, 2004

11,414

5,525

113

• Sep 7, 2026

• #2

"Licensed to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. A man, free to kill gophers at will."

 

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OopsICroomedmypants

All-Conference

Sep 29, 2022

2,435

3,435

113

• Sep 7, 2026

• #3

Ski-U-Mah can't touch Hail State!

 

Dawgbite

Heisman

Nov 1, 2011

9,953

11,417

113

• Sep 7, 2026

• #4

Hey Minnesota, that’s our river!

 

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BIGDAWG44

Senior

Aug 22, 2012

707

572

93

• Sep 7, 2026

• #5

We don’t negotiate with rodents

 

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Puppers

All-Conference

Oct 1, 2022

794

1,893

93

• Sep 7, 2026

• #6

Golden Gopher? I hardly know know her!

 

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Slow Natives

Senior

Nov 10, 2018

338

432

63

• Sep 7, 2026

• #7

The only school where every player owns a childcare center.

 

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Called3rdstrikedawg

All-Conference

May 7, 2016

2,452

2,066

113

• Sep 7, 2026

• #8

Bold Strategy: Playing an FBS Football Game in Somalia-West!

 

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Dawgzilla2

All-Conference

Oct 9, 2022

2,737

3,100

113

• Sep 7, 2026

• #9

Where is Panscakes House?

 

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Col. Forbin

Junior

Oct 2, 2012

1,371

255

83

• Sep 7, 2026

• #10

dawgstudent said:

The owner of Strange Brew or I will pick the winner and if he deems it worthy - it will make the marquee at Strange Brew. Plus, you will also win a $20 gift card to Strange Brew AND a $20 gift card to Churn and Spoon Creamery. So $40 in gift cards!!

We will pick the winner Wednesday for those who celebrate Labor
http://strangebrewcoffeehouse.myshopify.com/

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I smell varmit poontang.

 

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Yeti

All-Conference

Feb 20, 2018

733

1,111

93

• Sep 7, 2026

• #11

Hey Gophers It really will feel like Mogadishu when we get finished

 

dawgman42

All-American

Jul 24, 2007

6,325

6,492

113

• Sep 7, 2026

• #12

So, no ICE in the stadium cups?

 

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Predestined

Senior

Dec 5, 2008

2,653

588

113

• Sep 7, 2026

• #13

Free admission with a tampon (if you forgot, we gotcha covered in all bathrooms)

 

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SteelCurtain74

All-Conference

Oct 28, 2019

2,114

3,218

113

• Sep 7, 2026

• #14

We are going to beat you so bad, you'll beg us to put a Target in Starkville

 

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Predestined

Senior

Dec 5, 2008

2,653

588

113

• Sep 7, 2026

• #15

Contain their ground game, we win gophering away.

(Less caustic entry)

 

The Peeper

Heisman

Feb 26, 2008

16,761

12,547

113

• Sep 7, 2026

• #16

What do you mean Hayden, Luther, and Dauber aren't available for interviews?

 

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thatsbaseball

All-American

May 29, 2007

18,390

7,437

113

• Sep 7, 2026

• #17

Does this guy have any eligibility ?

 

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Anon1749038494

Junior

Jun 4, 2025

163

290

63

• Sep 7, 2026

• #18

Crazy yall have ICE for 12 months.

 

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Lucifer Morningstar

All-Conference

Aug 30, 2022

2,478

3,686

113

• Sep 7, 2026

• #19

Or in this case Mr. Bulldog.

 

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dstatechamps

Sophomore

Oct 15, 2006

272

163

43

• Sep 7, 2026

• #20

Gunga galunga

 

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CascillaCountryClub

Senior

Jun 21, 2026

459

557

92

• Sep 7, 2026

• #21

Marrying your brother is illegal in Mississippi

 

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T-TownDawgg

All-Conference

Nov 4, 2015

4,819

4,974

113

• Sep 7, 2026

• #22

Keep the tampons in your own locker room.

 

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msudog79

Redshirt

Jan 7, 2024

17

16

3

• Sep 7, 2026

• #23

Welcome to the Caddyshack Bowl

 

dawgstudent

Heisman

Apr 15, 2003

40,567

22,446

113

• Sep 7, 2026

• #24

We don't even want your Wal-Mart Lite chain

 

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MSUGUY

Junior

Oct 11, 2020

424

288

63

• Sep 7, 2026

• #25

“University of Minnesota, learing is our mission.”

 

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Shmuley

Heisman

Mar 6, 2008

24,346

12,354

113

• Sep 7, 2026

• #26

Yankee hot is not really a compliment.

 

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skip dog

All-Conference

Nov 15, 2005

1,464

1,237

93

• Sep 7, 2026

• #27

just leared minasoda has a foosebal team

 

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Called3rdstrikedawg

All-Conference

May 7, 2016

2,452

2,066

113

• Sep 7, 2026

• #28

Why are all of your cheerleaders wearing burkas?

 

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HailStout

Heisman

Jan 4, 2020

6,233

17,862

113

• Sep 7, 2026

• #29

Carl Spackler was right

 

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AFDawg

Senior

Apr 28, 2010

3,299

594

113

• Sep 7, 2026

• #30

Fargo vs. O Brother, Where Art Thou?

 

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AFDawg

Senior

Apr 28, 2010

3,299

594

113

• Sep 7, 2026

• #31

Winner gets Garrison Keillor and the Tishomingo Blues

 

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DerHntr

All-Conference

Sep 18, 2007

16,179

3,643

113

• Sep 7, 2026

• #32

Need a coffee break? Gopher it.

 

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patdog

Heisman

May 28, 2007

60,671

32,001

113

• Sep 7, 2026

• #33

DerHntr said:

Need a coffee break? Gopher it.

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I like this one.

 

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vhdawg

All-Conference

Sep 29, 2004

4,913

2,846

113

• Sep 7, 2026

• #34

Is it hot up here, or is it just me?

 

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57stratdawg

Heisman

Dec 1, 2004

148,715

24,585

113

• Sep 7, 2026

• #35

I’m going crazy out there at the lake…

 

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Pink Floyd.sixpack

Junior

Aug 22, 2012

371

336

63

• Sep 7, 2026

• #36

Norm I’m heading over to the Twin Cities

 

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Chesusdog

All-American

May 2, 2006

5,149

5,578

113

• Sep 7, 2026

• #37

Minnesota - Home of the NICU to NIL pipeline.

 

TaleofTwoDogs

All-Conference

Jun 1, 2004

4,349

2,144

113

• Sep 7, 2026

• #38

"Hey Gophers, Tom Homan is on the phone. Just a heads-up that the Dawgs will be in town."

 

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Wesson Bulldog

All-Conference

Nov 3, 2015

1,943

2,300

113

• Sep 7, 2026

• #39

Gopherk yourselves

 

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MagicDawg

Senior

Nov 11, 2010

1,006

982

113

• Sep 7, 2026

• #40

Who is PJ? We had tickets for Bela.

 

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